You tried a Japanese silicone doll? If only you could program the thing to suck your dick

 

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I'm having so much fun reading this thread

 

I would love this!!!

 

I've always been against the electrodes thing, but even I have to admit that this looks hot!

 

Ok, let me start again.

Tomorrow we are planning on doing a bit of shopping in our local shop.
If anyone has sensible suggestions I would be happy to hear them.
I have no idea what to look for or what I want.

However, just to be clear I am most definitely NOT interested in prostate toys. I believe it is a myth and will only result in damage. Only person who has business there is my doctor. I'm also not interested in clamps or any kind of bdsm crap.

 

I got a penis pump as a gag gift when I got married. Im not a small guy so im not wanting you to think im taking a shot at ya or that you need it but after a patient hour of you both watching it grow together like a pack of sea monkeys you both get the new experience of stuffing a pringles can of your own dick meat into your woman..Kinda fun .. Itll go down after a bit so dont scare the kids at breakfast. Wash it out and the next time ya wanna play Mandingo , its good to go. Dont get carried away because you can bust vessels and bruise yourself.
I understand some feel too macho have an issue that its admitting youre not enough.
I hang soft on a hot day a solid 6 and i have no hangups
with that but If you dont think laying a fat 8+ of limp dick on her leg dont bring the john wayne out in ya ,you are wrong ..lol...and even if shes happy with your club, they all want to feel stuffed at least once. Something ya both can have fun with.... if ya dont like it just shove it up you ass like the other toys...lolol...

 

I really don't get it why people just don't accept you're not into anal toys. I'm not into them either, tried it, and it was just not for me. Not because of fear of damage, but I just didn't like the feeling.

Apart from fleshlight-like things and cock rings I can't really think of other toys. I'm sorry.

 

Just as I clicked away I thought of something that I really love. Get her to buy you a bottle of silicon lubricant. It'll get you the best handjob ever.

 

I feel pretty much the same as the original poster. My last wife enjoyed toys so we got her several. I enjoyed her, she was my toy.
I don't know of anything I would rather play with. We both were very satisfied.

 

Well you are missing the point why not use her she is a great toy and she can do anything to you you and she wants