Ohhhh, you'd like me. *unbuttoning the top two buttons of my blouse, then sitting down on the edge of my desk and crossing my legs*

 

A few Places

I Have A Few Goodies:

-Backstage in a dark corner during a school play (like 2nd year Highschool)

-Public Beach, it was night but there were like 9 couples and a few kids stroling down near water... i was up the back of the beach, i had been sitting there for an hour or to listening to my mp3 player, then I just started to feel horny (dont know why). So....

-Roof of school. my last year of school, free period, i dont know why i was up there.. but i just got in a corner and started wacking it. blame it on teenage hormones.

 

When younger....high school....my girlfiend and I used to get each other off while in the church choir loft.....during the services. You'd be surprised how much you can hide under those loose choir robes.

Later after becoming a full-grown adult, my ex once jerked me off while we were seated at the head table (in front of about 400 people) at a company awards banquet. Long table cloth hid things from veiw, but it was extreemly hard to talk to the company president while she was getting me off.....and I couldn't tll her to stop.

 

The strangest place would be the projection booth at the high school I graduated from. Took me a while, but I got 'er done.

In the wild grass on a nice day in Dutch Harbor, I felt horny and no woman, so I found a secluded spot, pulled down my sweat pants, laid down, and started to play until I finished.

 

- The Atlantic
- Dentist's Restroom
- Doing English Test (It was only me in the room, because i missed the test and was doing it a week later. Can't remember why there was no teacher. (It's not a regular school, it eas a idioms schools)
- High School's bathroom
- Once i cummed from the 8th floor xD
- Many restaurant restrooms (including McDonald's)
- Many othger places

 

The woods thing would be pretty cool!

For me it was a treestand while out hunting and the computer lab at my college.

 

Well i Haven't done it in very many 'exotic' places but i will give you this, "Never try Driving and Jerking off at the same time."

 

Most "unusual" for me would be, in the Hotel Bathroom, on the floor. and in the recliner while watching cinemax late at night :shock:

 

masturbating in public places mmmmmmm.

I am 40 and i still verry exited and horny to do it
pulic places, i just cant stop doing it,
i remember one day i put a pair of jogging pants on
and i went to a see a female barber, to get my hair
cut,(we were the only two persons in the place) and after she put her cloak on me i fixed it a
way that it wolden move when i move my harm, then
i slowly start to mastubate onder the cloak while
we were having a discution, mmmmmmm
it was so exiting that i felt the blood rushing in
my head and i came in my pants mmmmmmm,
P.S. i never go back to that place again...

 

in the classroom in the 8th grade. used the cum for glue for something.

 

i saw a girl doing it in math class in the 8th grade by moving her legs apart and together fast.

 

I dont masturbate. Never have.
Growing up, my mates would imply they do. I remember once i was curious so i decided to try.
I was in my room. I had just got in out of my pants and my neighbor smashed my window with a cricket ball lol.

But I've been jacked off by a really hot gurl on the train back from school
It was really crowed, and we were flirting and she was being pushed against me, and it made me go hard and she saw it. So she just put her hand down my pants and started rubbing against my penis. lol After a while i think people started to smell it and moved away.

Good times....

 

Not very original. In high school, in the toilet when nobody else was there. In my car once while driving on a deserted road. A few times somewhere else no more spectacular which I can't even remember exactly now.

 

In the dry sauna at my university.
In the steam room at my gym.

 

I masterbate everywhere and anywhere.. Does that count?

 

Masterbate plases

:rose: at 8 Masterbated in the car with sis there
:rose: on the school grounds on the slide
:rose: at 13 had a girl Masterbate me in church and after church we went behind the church and I Masterbated her
:rose: 15 in the woods
:rose: 14 in an open field
:rose: in the bed room, in the bathroom, in the kitchen, in the dining room in the living room
:rose: at 26 my x/g/f was Masterbating me when her daughter came in the living room.
:rose: on the road side in my car
:rose: in a canal ditch
:rose: any where I wanter to on a farm ranch
:rose: on the beach
:rose: in an open tent
:rose: in a park several times
:rose:


:rose: I would like to Masterbate inside the store with others watching
:rose: in a

 

bored waiting for a call outside of a gas station had a hard on pissed then jacked my self off

 

In the bathroom of a mexican restaraunt. ppl screwing in stall next to me.

 

Wierdest Place I'm Masturbated Is... Lol...

Well... In School Probably. This Guy Who Sat In Front Of Me In My Senior Year Was So Hot. And I Had A Huge Hard On. I Asked To Go To The Bathroom And I Jacked Off In A Stall.

 

haha the same exact thing happened to me as did to bax
i blew such a big load that day
plus i blew it all over the stall walls