Paper Editor: Who cares if they climb up Mount Everest on an osterich, or if they find a cure for deja-vu?
Lackie: Not me.
Paper Editor: Or if they find a cure for deja-vu?
Lackie: Not me.

 

The Departed

"I haven't needed the money since I took Archie's milk money in the third grade,... to tell you the truth, I don't need pussy anymore either, but I like it." Jack Nicholson

 

Right on

 

"The secret is...there is no spoon"
The matrix

 

"The secret's in the sauce..." Fried Green Tomatoes

 

"Everybody be cool....you be cool" - Seth (george clooney) Dusk 'Til Dawn

 

"What's really gonna bake your noodle later is: Would you have broken it had I not said something?"

Oracle- The Matrix

 

"Get your hands off me, you damn dirty ape!"---Charlton Heston in...

 

Oh shit, that movie was Austen Powers right? XD




"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!" - Bill Murray in Ghostbusters.

"They brought a cave troll." Boromir- Sean Bean- LOTRFOTR

"It's a trap!" - Admiral Ackbar - Return of the Jedi

 

"Ooo, I got a live one here! Hee hee ha hoo, Ooo-who, whowhowho!"

The Joker in Batman (1989) as he electrocutes/burns to death a gangster who disagreed with his plan

 

"Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity" - Bullet Tooth Tony, Snatch (used it as my grad quote lol)

"Why so serious...why so serious...lets put a smile on that face" - Joker, The Dark Knight (a current favotire of mine)

"Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off." - Tyler Durden, Fight Club (a long one, but one that I think fits well in my life, to some extent)

"Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! We are God's unwanted children? So be it!" - Tyler Durden, Fight Club

"Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?" - Tyler Durden, Fight Club

(Yeah, as you can tell, Fight Club is one of my favorites lol)

Just a few for now...

 

"I want you to hit me as hard as you can"

Fight Club

 

^ now thats a memorable one lol

"It's time to prove to your friends that your worth a damn...sometimes that means dying, sometimes it means killing a whole lot of people" - Dwight, Sin City

One off the top of my head

 

Willam: That's not a schooner, it's a sailboat!

Kid: A schooner is a sailboat, stupid head!

Willam: You know what? There is no Easter Bunny! Over there, that's just a guy in a suit!


2 points to the person who names the movie it's from.

 

Peter Finch as Howard Beale in "NETWORK"

~I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's work, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TV's while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad. You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, Goddamnit! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!... You've got to say, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it:"I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" ~

 

Mallrats Classic comedy

Lets see...some oldschool comedy...

"Human sacrifice...dogs and cats living together...mass hysteria" - Venkman, Ghostbusters

"My girlfriend sucked 36 dicks"..."In a row?" - Dante and Customer, Clerks

Leave it to the Catholics to destroy existance" - Serendipity, Dogma

 

"No, I don't have any tobacco," Johnny Depp...DEAD MAN

 

My new best friend.

 

What can I say...Smith's a genius


"William Blake: What is your name?
Nobody: My name is Nobody.
William Blake: Excuse me? " - Johnny Depp and Gary Farmer, Dead Man

"We cant stop here. This is Bat Country" - Johnny Depp, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. " - Bricktop, Snatch

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off! " Bullet Tooth and Vince, Snatch

 

really now? do i have to be the one to do it? fine.....

THIS IS SPARTA!!!-300

"and dying in your beds many yearsfrom now. would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance just one chance to tell our enemies that they make take our lives but they will never take..OUR FREEDOM! ALA GABRAL!" braveheart

"my momma always told me, life's like a box of chocolates you never know whatcha gonna get."-forest gump.