I am attracted to smaller women. How small do you have to be to be a midget?

 

I dont see any on the street

 

Used to run all the ABS in the Tenderloin/Nob Hill SF some were 24 hour...Boozed up 3am on my way to pick up something I left in my office I notice one of the always many streetwalkers was a motherfucking midget and not ugly...Shit thinking this may be my only chance at such an adventure I paid what she asked 50 even tipped her 20 I figured noone could spite me (there were cameras and people who knew me around) as this was a FUCKING MIDGET!!! So I took her in banged her for like 45 on my desk she was nonplussed silent bored I was sweet polite excited drunk...I learned of her dope habit and big black boyfriend she learned where I worked and what I did...It was fun JUST to be able to say I did it but in reality fucking a bored Pros with a rubber who bares a creepy resemblance to a child in hooker garb and too much makeup is NOT ever something I'd do again....Her stubby chubby little legs were creepy AF...I have only been a TRICK one other time and a Pros paid my way to get the 411 0n a clandestine brothel in Oakland where she was to begin work. She wanted to know just how dirty the other ladies got to conform her service...Its not cool being the only girl who gives out rimjobs word gets round... Ya but the midget thing is real cool...one time-

 

My wife is 5 ft 1 dose that count

 

Well calling them midgets, your garunteed not to get anything from them. They are usually shy and stick to the people they know. I grew up with a lil person that we called lil bit. She was 4'4 and pretty, with a bubble butt, sexy!!!! We messed around twice in 8th grade. I would still fuck with a pretty lil person. Something about them round bubble butts!!!!