Or the neuroprocchiroligist, I think they might be a bit cheaper(not as much schooling)

 

I've had the undoubted pleasure of having my cock out in surgery 4 times now - once to have a lump cut out of my groin area, once for a big snippo, and twice for a heart op when they go in via the groin area - the first time was mildly embarrassing - the 2nd 3rd and 4th times - I was thinking of charging per look - would have made a fortune !

 

A Pepsi bottle in her cooter!

I used to be in a volunteer Rescue Squad and we were once called to the strip show at the County Fair to tote one of the strippers to the Hospital. It seems that part of her act was squating down and picking up a 16 ounce Pepsi bottle with her cooter (1969) then leaning back to give a view of her pussy with a thick glass pop bottle attached to it. Well.... some smart ass jumped up and slammed the bottom of the bottle with the palm of his hand. We had a big ole nurse who worked the ER at night that had a sense of humor that was a classic. This stripper was on the examination table with her feet in the sturrips and the bottle barely visable inside her pussy when the nurse brought everyone who worked anywhere near the ER to look saying "you gotta see this." The stripper asked; "do you really need to let everyone see this?" The nurse answered "well hell girlly ain't it showin' that thing to everyone that got you into this mess in the first place?" She didn't even charge admission.

 

I would have to 2nd that one

 

first time...

I learned the hard way that I am allergic to latex...

Make a very short and long story short.

I was dating this girl Nicole in high school - (god she was fun...)

Anyhow - I put a condom on and we were finally going at it ... and - I ended up swelling - had issues breathing and all.

Her father wanted to kick the shit out of me - but had to settle for calling 911

Everyone in school heard - I even had gag gifts of condoms and all types of crap given to me ...

Nicole and I had to secretly date for 2 years after that...

 

First visit to the gynocologist. Had no clue what to expect. Wasnt expecting to have some doctor dude talking in my vagina.

 

i went to liverpool a couple of years ago to watch chelsea, they knocked us out in the semi final with a goal that didn't cross the line, ended up getting angry, so me and some friends got in a fight with some scousers after the game, after landing a few punches, i punched a wall when someone dodged i thought i had broke my fist, so i went to get that checked, it was nothing just bad bruising lol i haven't been in a fight since

 

Try

If you can figure a way to do it, go to Women to Women in Maine< they saved my wife from an unnecessary hysterectomy a few years back. They are excellent and might give you a break if you have no insurance.

 

i recon it would be if you had worms bet that would be embarassing