Oh, just thought of another one..
"there's an eye in me soup!" - corpse bride

 

Kung Fu Hustle - Landlady "You may know kung fu... but you're still a fairy."

 

Brilliant film. Loved the chase where the landlady finishes up splatted on the billboard!

 

That was in The Empire Strikes Back dude. In Cloud City I do believe...

 

1- "There's No Place Like Home" —Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz

2- "I'll get you my pretty...and your little dog too"
"I'm melting..."
—Witch of the West Wizard of Oz

3- Toto too?" —Dorthory
"Toto too." —Glenda, The Witch from the North
—Wizard of Oz

4- "Nothing is over! Nothing! It wasn't my war! You just can't turn it off!
They asked me, I didn't ask them!"
—John Rambo Rambo, First Blood

5- "Oh god I'm cumming!" — Debbie Does Dallas

 

the name's bond... you know the rest

 

"Gentlemen you cant fight in here, this is the War Room!"(..ummm some old black and white movie, its ends withthe nuclear annihiliation of the human race. youve probly heard of it.)

 

OK so I'm getting forgetful in my old age!

 

...mmy brrother is not a pig!!!....

 

Endeavour to persevere. We took those great words back with us from the big White House in Washington and we thought about them. And then when we had thought about them enough we decided to declare on the Union. (The old Cherokee Indian explaining his position to the Outlaw Josie Wales)

 

My honest opinion - you need help and quick!

LOL

 

This character has the best lines in the film. "I didn't surrender - my horse surrendered and now he's pulling a wagon"

And what about the old lawman in 'Live and Let Die' ...."A secret agent!!!!! On Whose side?"

 

lol my sister always used to think that he said "look, I am your father"

 

the rock in doom " semper fi mother fucker "

 

LOL

 

Another line I always liked was when the union troops were chasing Josie Wales and one of them observed: "He's not a hard man to track. He leaves dead people everywhere he goes."

Opps forgot to add I stole one of my lines shaken not strirred from Bond

 

Frankly me dear, I don’t give a damn—Gone With the Wind

 

Holy Shnikes that's gonna leave a mark!-Tommy Boy

Sometimes I feel like an idiot but I am an idiot so it kinda works out-Billy Madison

Any line from any Austin Powers movie

You can do it, you can do it all night long!-Waterboy

a post saiorse made reminded me of this one, "Freedom!!!!!!!!!!"-Braveheart

okay some serious ones:

Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men-The Boondock Saints, actually the entire quote is memorable:

Monsignor: And I am reminded, on this holy day, of the sad story of Kitty Genovese. As you all may remember, a long time ago, almost thirty years ago, this poor soul cried out for help time and time again, but no person answered her calls. Though many saw, no one so much as called the police. They all just watched as Kitty was being stabbed to death in broad daylight. They watched as her assailant walked away. Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.
Connor: [as the brothers exit the church] I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point.
Murphy: Aye

hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies-Shawshank Redemption

 

Watched again before posting so won't get the words wrong as I did before.

Elephant Man after being cornered in the toilet John Merrick says:

"I am not an animal I am not an animal, I am a man a human being!"

At that point my 15 year old eyes at the time could hold back the flood no more, much to the delight of my mates who took the piss while wiping their own tears away!

Wallace and Gromit in a The Curse of the were Rabbit.
Policeman in church scene - "I tell you what it was arson" Crowd gasp.
Policeman "It someone arseing around!"

 

I prefer escapist movies. Does it have to be serious and thought provoking?


Reveler shouts, "We have food! We have drink!"
Danny DeVito yells back, "You have a toilet???"

from Jewel of the Nile