1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. SoloKim

    SoloKim Porn Star

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    Sorry for the double post, must be my sticky fingers....
     
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    1. Jack Mine
      It’s all good here my dear
       
      Jack Mine, May 23, 2024
      #link
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  2. jelly4wire

    jelly4wire Porn Star

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  3. Triangle_7

    Triangle_7 Porn Star

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  4. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    My wife got some beauty products today. You know, facial creams, hair products, wrinkle cream, and cleansers. She told me if I had any dry skin, like really dried areas to use this cream

    I told her my penis has been very dry lately. She told me to use vaseline it’s been helping me for years :hilarious:
     
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  5. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    My dog kicked her dish at me so I would fill it with water. My old dog would pick it up her empty dish and carry it to me in whatever room I was in and drop it for me. But this pup just kicks it at me like I’m a slave :p
     
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  6. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    My kid was trying to fish my dog’s tennis ball out from under a dresser and my dog was watching with such concern, like her ball was lost forever. When he finally got it, she did a cute happy hop
     
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  7. LaviniaCD

    LaviniaCD Porn Star

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    Mrs Lav was driving to see her best girlfriend for coffee, but had done that thing where the hem of her skirt was tucked in her waistband. Knowing her friends sense of humor, I kept quiet and smiled and waved as she drove away. She was home in 15 minutes and 'quite annoyed' at me. How was I to know her car needed fuel.....ooops! x x
     
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  8. lottapicklejuss

    lottapicklejuss Sex Machine

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    TallnFit being a silly sausage.
     
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    2. lottapicklejuss
      lol, I’m tougher than you, i frequent places with real men lol.
      Are you fucking five ffs?
      It’s not Alpha male behaviour, that’s bully boy behaviour from a wet wipe that didn’t get enough attention as a kid.
      Come here and get a hug, I’ve got you manchild.
       
      lottapicklejuss, May 28, 2024
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  9. lottapicklejuss

    lottapicklejuss Sex Machine

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    Haha the Golden rule is built on a tower of bullshit. Why so serious @whatdoyoucare or can I call you TallnFit?
     
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    2. aesopstails
      Oh dear… did someone say “Beetlejuice" 3 times and summon the unwanted?
      For someone to "learn after a while", they must first possess some degree of self-awareness, so I doubt we’ve seen the last of it.
       
      aesopstails, May 29, 2024
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    3. Cherrypop
      You’d think after coming back he’d try to lay low and play nice. But instead he just starts fighting the whole forum. Jeez. Loosen up man and get laid.

      If I never hear the words “deflect” and “project” again I’ll be happy.
       
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    4. WantSumCandyLittleGirl
      @aesopstails - we’ll see him again. People like him can’t stay away. It’s like we are the light and they are the fly.
       
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    5. Jack Mine
      @WantSumCandyLittleGirl what I love. The members that sneak back on after they’ve been banned, don’t get banned again. They’re eliminated, erased completely. They don’t even get the honor of having that big banned banner slapped across their username or avatar. They just get whacked. It’s precious, simple precious. It’s like they never existed at all.
       
      Jack Mine, May 31, 2024
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    6. hannahsbigdaddy
      None of y'all better be sneak dissing him either... you know how he totally abhors it.... because nobody gets alerts to anything to let them know about sneak dissing... you fucking nobodies hahaha. I just can't haha
       
      hannahsbigdaddy, May 31, 2024
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  10. lottapicklejuss

    lottapicklejuss Sex Machine

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  11. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    I think I startled a fox that had bed down for the day in my backyard garden. Just before he jumped over the fence he looked back at me as if to say, why did you disrupt my sleep man!
     
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  12. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    I was walking right next to the pool when the phone rang. I turned abruptly, lost my balance, and went in. I was already in my swimsuit and the temps are in the mid-80s, so I had a good laugh! I wonder what it would be like to be graceful.
     
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    1. WantSumCandyLittleGirl
      Too bad you didn’t catch it on video. I’m sure we’d all love to see your gracefulness.
       
      WantSumCandyLittleGirl, May 29, 2024
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    2. aesopstails
      We actually have cameras on the pool for safety reasons. The next time the kids or Himself are in a bad mood, I’ll show them and give them a good laugh!
       
      aesopstails, May 29, 2024
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    3. deegenerate
      Those kind of videos are the best! It's fun having a laugh at ourselves. :)
       
      deegenerate, May 30, 2024
      #link
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  13. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Not only was he banned, but it appears that they wiped the forum clean of his posts. Wow.
     
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      Stan must have a 55 gallon drum of blue out.
       
      tenguy, May 29, 2024
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    2. Sweetpassion
      I can say one thing for him. He knew how to draw attention. This place was popping off! lol How many people can one dude infuriate? :p
       
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    3. Cherrypop
      I think if you get banned and don’t have a ton of content, then you’re completely erased from the forum, profile and posts and all. But if you’ve been here a while and have too much content, you just get the banner saying “banned” and all your stuff stays. I assume because it would create too much of a hole in the forum to remove that much data. That’s why TallnFit’s profile is still here but his newest profile was erased.
       
      Cherrypop, May 29, 2024
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  14. BigSuzyB

    BigSuzyB Porn Star

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  15. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    My dog giving my cat the side eye while she was eating because the cat was too close to her dish.
     
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  16. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Sales people! guy selling us a new roof gave us a price...But Buy it today I can cut 12grand off the price...Really how can you do that unless your other price, was you guys trying to rip us off!
    Don't you realize that.
     
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  17. lottapicklejuss

    lottapicklejuss Sex Machine

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    The Von Trapp family.
     
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