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  1. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Today's just been a barrel of monkeys for me today.

    Just finished a board meeting (during which I was totally cruising X, yes, I fully admit it :giggle:) and despite our many instructions and entreatments, one fellow insisted on sitting forward toward the camera on his laptop - I dunno, maybe he thought we could hear him better? - and thus we spent the whole meeting looking at his covid bearded chin and neck. :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:
     
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  2. GemmaSwinger101

    GemmaSwinger101 Porn Star Banned!

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    The Arrival of Summer!!
     
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  3. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    I ran into a old guy friend at the store...6 ft away of course! He tlked about some wild and fun shit we used to do together. Nothing flirty he is married and all. I told him i don't remember any of that stuff. That i suffer from memory loss. He was like, "oh bullshit!!!!! I got a good chuckle out of that.
     
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    1. Jack Mine
      Nothing flirty he is married and all. So what was he just reminiscing and talking about old times ? When I happen to bump into a girl I was friendly with way back then, I’ll just start talking about the wild fucks we used to have down the beach and talk about some of the crazy blowjobs she would give me. All guys are just the same , I’m glad I’m not the only guy who talks about the good old days when bumping into an old friend :)
       
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      Well, we might could have tlked about those times too. But nothing like that ever happened between us. It was more like drinking together and funny things happening. We always made each other laugh. But ya, those kind of friendly memories are fun to tlk about too that you mentioned. But we were just not that type of friendly. :)
       
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      I wish you mentioned that before. Now I see why he wasn’t being flirty and all. There’s nothing flirty talking about the laughs and wild drinking times together. Why did you tell him you didn’t remember?
       
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      I was just being funny.
       
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      :p
       
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  4. FuntimeFla

    FuntimeFla Porn Star

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    Made my 40, and still have three more days of work! I Love OT !!!
     
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  5. PurpleMistress

    PurpleMistress Mysteriously Seductive

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    So many things made me smile today... especially @bigbird and @QuietStranger
    Ordered my new greenhouse to put all my lovely vegetable plants in.... looking forward to fresh produce this summer :)
     
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  6. hannahsbigdaddy

    hannahsbigdaddy Stoned Always

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    The 65 degree temperature today
     
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  7. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Whenever I give my dog a new bone she likes to show it to the cat. She’ll prance around with it showing it off, and the cat is like, get the fuck away from me with that thing lol. But my pup is so smug it makes me laugh every time.
     
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      so in summary - your dog is flaunting it's bone to your pussy? :)omg i need to take a porn break !
       
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  8. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    Woke up finish 6 yards of concrete . Took a nice ride on my Harley . Today . On a very Incredibly beautiful day .
     
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  9. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    My kid always says thank you when I make him something to eat. He has amazing manners. One time at a grade 4 bday party the kids were running wild and being little animals, and my kid took his paper plate to the garbage and thanked the staff who were running the party. The two of them looked so astonished that their mouths actually dropped open lol.
     
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  10. SoutheastUSofA

    SoutheastUSofA Adorably adorable

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    I told myself a joke today. And I never expected THAT punchline.

    Does that count?
     
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      Dunno, what was the joke?
       
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      Hold on. I gotta ask myself when I'm not busy.
       
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      Okay. Get back to us when you can prioritize yourself.
       
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      :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
       
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  11. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Running into a former coworker at the hardware store today, and trying to catch up with each other while staying 6 feet apart and wearing our masks. LOL
     
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      I guess being 6 feet apart is degenerating

      I wonder how long before you can start regenerating again
       
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  12. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    A kiss that led to a gorgeous fuck session
     
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  13. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    My wife insisting hummingbirds had sucked out all of the red sweet liquid we put in their feeder on our balcony ! That quick? Well until this morning when it was empty again and Racoon poop all around it. The supply bottle we had alongside to refill, well the cap was unscrewed, and it was almost empty. Those humming birds didn't unscrew that cap
     
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  14. clive pickering

    clive pickering Porn Star

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    The look on my dogs face as she helplessly slipped into the water :p
    We were adventuring up the dappled green of a little, forgotten river,
    pools filled with small fry, the cry of alarmed birds and the hum of insects in the warmth.
    Guaranteed no other humans.
    Felt like I was 10 again
     
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  15. curiousscouser

    curiousscouser Porn Star

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    Coffee over WhatsApp with a mate and some obscenely heavy-handed flattery.
    Two things on a "name one thing" thread; I'm such a rebel.
     
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  16. shadowfap

    shadowfap Fap Happy Jester

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    My friends!
     
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  17. Ed Itor

    Ed Itor dusted

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    The weather. Finally it's May like. Warm, sunny with robins, sparrows, starlings, geese and others calling for mates. Squirrels running around looking & begging for nuts. Dandelions brightening up the world and people enjoying it while staying safe.
    Life is good.
     
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  18. Rexxracerr

    Rexxracerr i'm just saying

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    Realities crack me up.
     
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