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  1. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    No new cases again today :)
    and no more deaths.
    Still only 2 in hospital
    None in ICU
     
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  2. divel

    divel peachy panda

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    Watching a 5 year old stomp and puddles for the 1st time really stomp, puddles so big he is almost swimming!
     
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  3. Braxton.B

    Braxton.B Poontang Connoisseur

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    At first it disgusted me for doing it but later, after seeing it didn't kill me I smiled. One never knows the outcome after eating a salad. Will I do it again? No way, I'm not pushing my luck.
     
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  4. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    Just walked out on my patio . There so many Whippoorwills singing . Singing. And one real big Owl . It’s 35 degrees out . Making love is going to be schilling experience tonight lol
     
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  5. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    Watching the sunrise through the bedroom window!

    Thinskin
     
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      I’m always gone by sunrise .
       
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    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    I always get to work way earlier than I have to , Just to catch the special things that happen on a job like I’m on now. .I love the swamp , Swamps Are the coolest places on earth . Life abounds , Took some pictures of the lake , When I was done a bald eagle comes gliding over my head . What makes me smile is , To see a bald eagle most of my life was so rare in the state of New Jersey . Now I see them Quite often . And I know where are three eagles Nest are . The way Any eagle flies is so different than other birds or Hawk’s . They are so majestic . Pictures of the lake are in good morning thread , I hope everyone has a beautiful day. Sincerely truthful1
     
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  7. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I was talking about motorcycles with someone and I remembered the one and only time I’ve been on one. I was at work and needed a ride home, and one of the guys there offered to take me home on his bike. But I was in a miniskirt. So I got behind him, but my skirt rode all the way up, so my legs all the way up to my ass were exposed. And for some reason it took him way longer to get me home than it should have lol.
     
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      You make me smile lol
       
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      Lol I bad
       
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  8. abej

    abej Pearl of the Pacific

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    Gold from the past....
     
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      Hope it was a big fat nugget.
       
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  9. Rexxracerr

    Rexxracerr i'm just saying

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    Morning kisses from ^^^
     
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  10. shadowfap

    shadowfap Fap Happy Jester

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    Water heater needed to be replaced. Got that done. Entire morning gone lol.
     
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      Ugh! Those fucking things get heavy with age.
       
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  11. Braxton.B

    Braxton.B Poontang Connoisseur

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    Woke up to it pouring rain which is always worthy of a smile but quickly frowned when it dawned on me the sound of the rain was reminding me that my bladder was full. Took care of that bladder problem, went back to bed and the smile returned.
     
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  12. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    That I've been to Point Nimo ,
    approximately
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    traveling and working roughly within the area of the yellow dots.

    People often refer to being in ",the
    middle of nowhere,” but as it turns out, scientists have actually figured out precisely where that point is.
    Point Nemo, the most remote location on Earth, is so far removed from civilization that the closest humans to that location at any given time are likely to be astronauts.

    The Most Remote Place On Earth
    Point Nemo is officially known as “the oceanic pole of inaccessibility,” or, more simply put, the point in the ocean that is farthest away from land

    mota-nui.jpg
    Motu Nui of the Easter Islands is the closest landmass to Point Nemo, though it is still more than 1,000 miles to the north.

    and that is the bit of land we got closest to in several months , though still
    600nm away
    :)
    Just one of those fun things you never think about normally , untill something jolts some memory cells
     
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      Remember making love on the hood of my 68 mustang , at the beach that was so Exhilarating
       
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      Aahhh i have many of those kind of memories too. Chills!!
       
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      One night me and my beautiful girl friend were making love on the beach in Myrtle Beach SC . An she got hit in the head with a falling fireworks. And her hair caught fire . Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol I said babe I’m good I got you so hot your hair caught fire . Lol lol lol oh my god we laughed @Sweetpassion
       
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      That really made me giggle alot!! Haha I do have some funny stories too. Those funny things make for really great memories as well.
       
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      I still laugh I’m sure she does too .
       
      Truthful 1, May 15, 2020
  13. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    Seeing the smile on my wife’s face when she opened the box


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  14. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I went out to the store to get some stuff and when I came home my kid had washed the kitchen floor all by himself, without me asking him to, for the very first time. He was so proud, the look on his face made me smile. Oh my heart ♥️
     
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  15. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    The feeling of the night air. Just a beautiful night. ❤
     
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  16. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    It’s beautiful here tonight , our first tolerable night .
     
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  17. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    Kiwi ingenuity.
    We're used to it all around us.
    Like all the graphics you see on sports programs nowadays , and for the last few decades.
    Not many realise they started with a few kiwi no.8 wire experts ,
    figuring out how to add explanetary graphics to the America's Cup .

    After the Christchurch earthquake a kiwi skifield operator saw a need he figured he could fix .
    He did.
    He adapted their snowmaking machines so they could be used to wash down buildings to remove dust ,
    and so they could be used for dust suppression during reconstruction.

    Now , he has readapted the same machines to be used for area disinfection during covid.

    Great adaption ,
    and at little cost , as there's heaps of the machines around , that are only normally needed for a few months a year ,
    and then really only to keep the kids areas and lower access trails covered .
    :)
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    IMG_20200515_184713.jpg looks like Turoa
    you can imagine how many there are on our dozen or so main ski fields.
     
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  18. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    making a mini necronomicon out of epoxy resin
    Looks pretty good ^
    This isnt it lol
     
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      No , I can tell it's not ,
      that's sure some old epoxy , as no-one since the passing of grandma knows how to do that special cross stitch to repair it like that.

      :)
       
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      Not too hard to replicate in putty
       
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      You mean grandma didn't repair your epoxy leaf with darning stitch ?

      dang it

      now i spose you gonna tell me it not a leaf eiva

      ;)

      I know
      it's a lunarscape from the dark side
      discovered by pinc floid
       
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  19. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Having my internet connection back finally! It only took 3 days after moving for them to connect me. lol
     
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