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  1. shadowj

    shadowj Shadow Cumshooter

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    Contact for sex <3
     
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  2. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    Road to work on my Father’s Day gift . My girl has put me through hell , and back 10 times . But I love her now lol lol lol lol lol lol. Out done yourself you Crazy Bitch ..................For those of you find that offensive don’t because she doesn’t . Lol lol lol In fact it’s quite proud . Can’t wait till she sees this .
     
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      I like that :inlove:
       
      Cherrypop, Jun 26, 2020
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    3. Truthful 1
      You needa buckala , Cherrypop lol lol that wat my grand father would say lol lol
       
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    4. conroe4
      Umm, WTF is a buckala? baccala is dried salted cod, but only an italian would eat that shit.
       
      conroe4, Jun 26, 2020
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    5. Truthful 1
      I think it has more than one meaning like some English words . Because when we were bad he would say hey I giva youa buccula Lol Lol Lol Lol me my brother woul laugh our ass’s off . And that would make him laugh lol lol.
       
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    6. Truthful 1
      He would say things like that to make us laugh . My relatives are all funny I always though . And I love there broken English . Especially when my father would imitate them it was Hillarious
       
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  3. Cazmodius

    Cazmodius Porn Star

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    Coffee ... sweet aroma ... caffeine ... life!
     
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  4. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Sunbathing and drinking rum in the sun
     
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    1. Truthful 1
      And it’s early
       
      Truthful 1, Jun 23, 2020
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    2. bigbird
      It is - and I started very early too lol
       
      bigbird, Jun 23, 2020
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    3. Truthful 1
      Lucky you . I’m jealous
       
      Truthful 1, Jun 23, 2020
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    4. bigbird
      Don’t be jealous I was frazzled from work and had to have a couple of days to stop going crazy - the booze helps
       
      bigbird, Jun 23, 2020
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    5. Truthful 1
      I get it
       
      Truthful 1, Jun 23, 2020
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  5. Geminpa

    Geminpa the one with all the typos

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    Took the day off and spent it with my guy by the pool.
     
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  6. Fricdad

    Fricdad Porno Junky

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    My daughterv wetevup in the mountains of colorado, at 12000 feet the area is so beautiful we are camping out in thecwildrness tonight
     
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    1. Jack Mine
      My daughters and her friends have nice nipples with a little color from skinny dipping

      This is what makes the sick prick smile
       
      Jack Mine, Jun 25, 2020
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  7. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I was out with my kid walking the dog and as usual one of my crows was following us. My kid is used to me talking to the birds, but there was a cute girl coming towards us and he whispered furiously “stop talking to the crow. You look crazy!” Hahaha! This is the first time I ever embarrassed my kid, but probably not the last.
     
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    1. Truthful 1
      Lol lol you sound like me
       
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  8. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    A receptionist’s Pussy. Fatal Attraction style lol lol lol lol lol
     
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    1. deegenerate
      Does this mean you’re abandoning your obsession with boobies?
       
      deegenerate, Jun 24, 2020
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  9. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    Nodick Jockstrap made a complete fool of himself ,
    not to mention getting his wife and many others infected ,
    even across borders ,
    and now
    mummy n daddy have jumped in for their lil dick'o'vic
    saying it's not his fault.

    Really ?

    How ?

    from "fools make you laugh out loud"
     
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  10. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Someone here called me a grown up today.
    That made me smile. :)
     
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    1. slutwolf
      You should resist that.

      Most of the fun is in the growing up.
      Make it last.

      Do not rush into being grown up

      under any circumstances
       
      slutwolf, Jun 24, 2020
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      I’m working on finding just the right balance. :)
       
      deegenerate, Jun 25, 2020
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  11. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    A pair of wrens are building a nest in a piece of gutter under my back porch roof and there are all kinds of leaves and twigs strewn everywhere. They were busy today!!
     
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    2. Lioness
      They make 2-3 nests at a time then the female decides which one she wants. I've had them make them all over my place, even in between the window and screen. I got to see them make a nest from start to finish and the first baby bird flew the nest on my oldest cub's 16 birthday and the day he was going to go get his license...I figured if a 2" ball of fluff could fly and make it in the world then hopefully my son had more sense than a bird...but he did end up jumping out of airplanes...
       
      Lioness, Jun 25, 2020
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    3. Sweetpassion
      Yes, i love how they do that making 2 to 3 nests. I think it is cute she gets to pick. Yes, i know what you mean...haha kids gotta love them!!
       
      Sweetpassion, Jun 25, 2020
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    4. Lioness
      Tuesday was the first time I saw them...they flew out from the porch then came back after I had gotten in the house. I knew they were back because I heard them squawking and when I turned around, Lil Mizz Fuzzy was hanging up on the screen door because she had also seen them. I had to pry her off!!
       
      Lioness, Jun 25, 2020
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    5. Sweetpassion
      They have a unique sound so cute!! I bet you were getting tickled at that. Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Jun 25, 2020
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    6. Lioness
      I do! They tattle on the cats!!
       
      Lioness, Jun 26, 2020
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  12. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    One day to go, for two weeks of vacation.
     
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    1. conroe4
      Oh boy! Where are you going for vacation? <I'll have to sit in the house and live vicariously through others>
       
      conroe4, Jun 25, 2020
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      I'll be sitting on my ass, not doing a fuckin thing. That's my kind of vacation :)
       
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    3. conroe4
      That's not a vacation. That's daily life of retirement! lol Ya gotta vacate for vacation, but I guess vacating the work place could be vacating as well.

      Sitting here living vicariously through you sitting there will have to do for now, Until Dee makes her scuba trip.
       
      conroe4, Jun 25, 2020
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    4. Truthful 1
      I’m tired of you bragging about being retired . Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol . While I’m working harder then I did in my twenties
       
      Truthful 1, Jun 25, 2020
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    5. conroe4
      You kidding me? I'm under covid quarantine right now. Work would be better. lol
       
      conroe4, Jun 25, 2020
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  13. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Realising just how fucking stupid I am sometimes
     
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  14. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Yeah, that happens to us all as we age...if we're wise. It's a good thing to realize.
     
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    1. bigbird
      Oh I’ve learnt my lesson - don’t assume your car doesn’t have a spare tyre and waste fucking hours - check it out first - long boring story - result - I am so stupid
       
      bigbird, Jun 25, 2020
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      You're getting smarter by the day! Live and learn, die and forget it all. Your car probably had one of those tiny spares they can almost hide in the glovebox. lol Still, it might get you to a tire store.
       
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    3. Cherrypop
      Tyre?
       
      Cherrypop, Jun 26, 2020
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  15. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    30 years of hurt about to be ended !!!!!!
     
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    1. Cherrypop
      Congrats!
       
      Cherrypop, Jun 26, 2020
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    2. PurpleMistress
      Hope this is a good thing????
       
      PurpleMistress, Jun 26, 2020
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    3. Cherrypop
      His fav soccer team won the championship
       
      Cherrypop, Jun 26, 2020
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    4. Nonamesavailable
      I would congratulate you but I can’t force myself to say it lol
       
      Nonamesavailable, Jun 28, 2020
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    5. 1 Toy Maker
      I'll carry on walking alone.
       
      1 Toy Maker, Jun 29, 2020
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  16. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    The kid next door but one has been playing his saxophone all evening......he has a nice tone!

    Thinskin
     
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  17. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    This
    20 minute old Lamborghini
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    Yep , that's right , that was only 20 minutes old ,
    when it "broke down"
    got rear ended
    and written off.

    WUT
    A 20 minute old lambo broke down ?
    on the highway

    by the way , that's a super car mate , shame about the condition
    :)
     
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    1. bigbird
      Don’t worry - it will buff out
       
      bigbird, Jun 25, 2020
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  18. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    I can just imagine
    a well "buffed out" 3 wheel Lambo

    very desirable

    I think it's far more likely to wind up as a
    bar wall mount
    IMG_20200626_090913.jpg
     
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  19. Cazmodius

    Cazmodius Porn Star

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    Havin a beer and eatin brisket nachos with the wife.
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      I expect to see a picture in the what’s for dinner thread.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Jun 25, 2020
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    2. Cazmodius
      Thought about that while eating it ... then we ate it all
       
      Cazmodius, Jun 25, 2020
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    3. StrawberryCupcake
      *spank*
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Jun 25, 2020
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  20. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    My scuba weekend being rescued after the original destination shut down. It’s back on!
     
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