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  1. Luv2LiqU

    Luv2LiqU Devilishly Wicked Lix

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    I was attacked by a small herd of toddlers today
     
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    1. 1 Toy Maker
      Suicide, it's stops the little bastards!
       
      1 Toy Maker, Jul 23, 2021
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    2. Luv2LiqU
      Nah! The hugs that follow are awesome!
       
      Luv2LiqU, Jul 23, 2021
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    3. 1 Toy Maker
      No higher than the knees
       
      1 Toy Maker, Jul 23, 2021
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  2. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    My wife went to the mall with her girlfriend today, and came home with a couple of pairs of shorts and a couple of shirts for me. Her thinking of me is what made me smile. The clothes were ok, but it was the thought that counted
     
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  3. FirmHose

    FirmHose Porn Star

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    Woke up next to my lovely naked FWB again
     
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  4. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Super sexy nurse
     
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  5. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I dropped my cockatoo off at the bird hotel today, and I was super happy to see how much she immediately started to interact with and enjoy the other birds there. :)
     
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    1. latecomer91364
      Well, I certainly hope you have a cock-or-two waiting at home!

      Bird hotels... really? I guess I should have figured.

      Now I forget what made me smile today, but this sure did...
       
      latecomer91364, Jul 23, 2021
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    2. deegenerate
      It's a pert boarding business that caters to exotic birds. :)
       
      deegenerate, Jul 23, 2021
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    3. tenguy
      Smiling after reading your typo.
      Couldn’t visualize a “pert board”
       
      tenguy, Jul 23, 2021
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  6. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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    Got a new job today! Woot!
     
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      Lmao!
      This place never fails to make me laugh.
      "Want party".
      Genius...
       
      Valspar, Jul 23, 2021
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    3. shootersa
      So, educator?
      Hot damn!
      Make the little vermin learn to think.
       
      shootersa, Jul 23, 2021
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  7. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    I went to a local restaurant this morning for breakfast and ordered two eggs over easy, hash browns and sausage patties.
    It's supposed to come with toast or a short stack of pancakes on the side.
    I know damn well I said pancakes but the owner brought me Texas toast instead.
    *side note...he's kind of an asshole.
    I said " I didn't order toast, I wanted pancakes."
    He said "No you didn't, you ordered toast."
    I just laughed and that episode of Seinfeld kept running through my head as I ate.
    No soup (pancakes) for you!
     
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  8. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Coincidentally Shooter and his wife went to breakfast this AM. swambo'S eggs were runny, not the way she takes em so she called the server over, who insisted those were over medium, as ordered.
    SWAMBO said nothing, just gave the "mom" look to the cheeky wench, who said she'd get eggs reordered.

    Then the bill came, and damn if those 2 eggs weren't on there. SWAMBO told cheeky wench to get the manager, which elicited a question from wench "now what?"

    At which point shooter told wench, manager. Now.

    Manager handled it correctly, appologized, and as we were leaving cheeky wench and manager were in deep discussion.

    Now, shooter gets that help just now is hard to find, but jesus, they want to argue over 2 under cooked eggs?
     
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    1. Valspar
      I truly didn't care after I realized I probably couldn't eat those pancakes anyway.
      It was just funny to me.
      They must've been shorthanded for the owner to take my order and bring it to me, so I let it slide.
      I have better things to get angry about. :D
       
      Valspar, Jul 23, 2021
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  9. cenzo699

    cenzo699 Newcumer

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    I found 100$ on the ground :)
     
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  10. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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    Teacher. :)
     
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      You wouldn’t happen to be an English teacher? If so I could really use some help with my Longfellow :)
       
      Jack Mine, Jul 24, 2021
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  11. harsh34

    harsh34 Porn Legend

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    Barbour was doing pee in her yard ...
     
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      Nabour
       
      harsh34, Jul 24, 2021
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  12. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Listening to my son’s best mate sing - holy fuck what a voice - if there’s any justice he will be massive !!!!!! Just wow
     
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  13. Longforit

    Longforit Porn Star

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    Seeing my wife get undressed to take a shower and get ready for work, then sitting on the toilet watching her shower and stroking myself, holding back till she was done so I could cum in her mouth
     
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  14. Leo142

    Leo142 Sex Lover

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    My savings!
     
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  15. RebHillBabe

    RebHillBabe Porn Surfer

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    I have this really special guy on the internet who takes care of me and buys me dildos and clothes, he's so nice I love him, he makes me smile all the time! hehe
     
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  16. Purdyperdita

    Purdyperdita Porno Junky

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    The 4 men working at the covid test site watching me take a covid test, and one of them making a comment that about how he was impressed I didn’t gag on the test forgetting that the car isn’t soundproof.
     
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    1. conroe4
      You gag at something stuck up in your nose? I'd say they stuck the Q-Tip in WAAAAAYYYY too far.
       
      conroe4, Jul 24, 2021
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    2. Purdyperdita
      Ooh I sneeze at the nose part! No you have out the swab at the back of your throat! Maybe you don’t where you are!
       
      Purdyperdita, Jul 24, 2021
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    3. conroe4
      Well, you said gag. That's through the old piehole.
       
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    4. bigbird
      Hope you’re well babe
       
      bigbird, Jul 24, 2021
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  17. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Jaboody Dubs it's not for everyone you have to lack a bit of sophistication to enjoy it
     
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  18. 1 Toy Maker

    1 Toy Maker Kuns og Kram Smukke Love once found never lost

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    Strawberry.s alive!
     
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  19. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    The moon made an incredible
    seen last night I’m still smiling .
     
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  20. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    My neighbor walking her dog in a short, form fitting dress! That lady has spectacular legs! :happy:
     
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