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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. Braxton.B

    Braxton.B Poontang Connoisseur

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    Just had this delivered today, along with some other hum drum crap like bread and eggs and such.


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  2. PL4YB3RT

    PL4YB3RT Newcumer

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    My Dogs
     
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  3. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I put some furniture on my lawn with a “free” sign and almost everything is gone. Someone even took some of my stuff out of the dumpster I rented. Weird but that means I have to pay for less weight. So yay!
     
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  4. DaddyJ

    DaddyJ On The Prowl

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    My beer

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  5. Pandora44

    Pandora44 Porn Surfer

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    My ex-girlfriend getting arrested.

    Boom.

    There you have it.
     
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      May I ask, what law(s) she broke or basically what she do? Lol!
       
      Leo142, Jul 29, 2021
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      I'm not entirely sure, but she's in there. ;)
       
      Pandora44, Jul 30, 2021
  6. cumonjugz

    cumonjugz Sex Lover

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    This shirt. I want it.
    That says a lot about me.

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  7. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Our Mimosa tree...but damn I shouldn't have planted it near the driveway and where I park the car
     
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  8. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    201 5 star google reviews for my business - and 3 4 star google reviews - but with amazing comments - nothing less than this :)
     
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  9. the Farm Boy

    the Farm Boy Porn Star

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    My hygienist and the way she was letting her breasts rub on me :)
     
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      Good For Her, had a Lady Dentist with large breasts kept my head very close to her chest.
       
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  10. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Re above, over the years the same. I think sometimes they do that to get return customers
     
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  11. Leo142

    Leo142 Sex Lover

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    Watching Fresh and Fit podcast!
     
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  12. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    I was sitting in the car today as the other half was shopping and noticed something that I thought was rather amusing. One of the businesses in the area is a physical therapy establishment and the volume of traffic was amazing. People of all ages were in and out in the hour and a half I was sitting there and not one neede any assistance. Nobody was limping, walking slow, wearing braces, nothing noticeable to me anyway. The way the people were dressed was interesting too, almost all were wearing athletic clothing of some kind. It made me think something else is going on in there lol.
     
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      A few years ago, I was scheduled for knee replacement surgery and my orthopedic surgeon prescribed therapy for six weeks before the surgery, three times a week. The short walk to the door from my car was not difficult and I did wear sweats.
      However, the therapist was a beautiful 20 something, I mean an athletic girl next door type.
      Almost made me want to extend my therapy for a few more weeks.
       
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  13. LilKink

    LilKink Porn Star

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    Some super cold homemade iced tea.
     
  14. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Standing on my head.


    It turned my frown upside down!
    (Except then I was dizzy for 45 minutes...)
     
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  15. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Seeing this thread is on page 420. It's a message from god....
    Smoke'em if ya got'em.
     
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    1. heads-up
      I smiled today after having gone through the process of getting my medical marijuana card....ten days and I don’t have to deal on the black market any longer.
       
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  16. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Meeting a few of my coworkers for lunch. We haven't seen each other in person in a long time! :)
     
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    1. heads-up
      Your avatar makes me smile every time I see it miss dee....
       
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  17. LadyTanya

    LadyTanya Sexy Tease

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    Watching lightning today :)
    I know it is weird, but I have good childhood memories from watching it on the ocean on stormy days. I find it fascinating and the thunder sounds I also enjoy :)
     
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      Enjoy the same thing watching lightning shows high in the mountains … lightning which goes horizontal to the mountain peaks is so cool.
       
      suoiruc1, Jul 30, 2021
  18. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    When I was little maybe around 1940, my mother told me Thunder comes from warm clouds hitting cold clouds...Wonder if she just didn't know or thought I'd like that.
     
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  19. Dung beetle

    Dung beetle Porn Star

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