1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Waking up an hour later than my usual time. It felt good to sleep late!
     
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  2. WantSumCandyLittleGirl

    WantSumCandyLittleGirl Candyman

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    Had a phone call from one of my Meals on Wheels recipients.

    When I tried to deliver (twice), he didn’t answer the door or the phone. He’s a 92 y/o veteran and his truck was in the driveway. Got a bit worried and was going to try again later this afternoon.

    Seems he had a doctor appointment that his son took him to and turned the phone off, forgetting to turn it back on when he left the doctor. I was so relieved he was ok, as he’s been having some health issues recently.
     
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  3. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Guiding a client through fixing a problem on their computer. I have worked as a 'non-techie' for a Managed IT Services provider for over seven years, and I get the overflow when the office lines are busy.

    This client got one of those screens that speaks - tells you your computer has been infected - blah blah blah. She couldn't close the tab, so I guided her to open task manager, find chrome, highlight it, and click 'end task'. Then she just needed to reopen Chrome (but NOT hit 'restore') and start over - she only had 3 tabs open at the time (unlike me, with two windows and over a hundred tabs).

    I've gotten these, and they don't infect your computer unless you click something on their screen.

    She did it, it worked, and I smiled in a very self-satisfied way. This was the second time in 7 tears that I actually solved a problem for a client.
     
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    1. deegenerate
      That's really great that her computer was ok. I had that happen years ago, and I panicked and unplugged my internet because I was afraid I had been hacked. lol
       
      deegenerate, Mar 11, 2023
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    2. latecomer91364
      In years gone by, it was more serious, but if you have decent security protections on your computer, they have become nothing more than a momentary nuisance.
       
      latecomer91364, Mar 11, 2023
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  4. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Winning free jewelry in a raffle!
    I have a relative that does home parties for jewelry sales and she had an online party last night, and I won $100 in free jewelry in her raffle. :)
     
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  5. Gnoph-Keh

    Gnoph-Keh Newcumer

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    A bird landed on the railing of my balcony and didn't move no matter how close I got. Pretty cool, got see see it real up close.
     
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  6. jakenrg3

    jakenrg3 Sex Lover

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    It was this afternoon, when my sister gave me a bottle of Asda Extra Special Blond Chocolate Liqueur! : )
     
  7. Montyp69

    Montyp69 Porno Junky

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    My dog (with PTSD) sleeping on the bed with me and just looking so relaxed.
     
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  8. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    I had a great day with @Mr.Cupcake . He took me to lunch and then bought me new shoes before we braved the grocery store together.
     
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  9. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    Knowing I have a stalker. I never been stalked before and I find it kind of flattering. He’s been following me around for a week or so disliking everything I post. He’s like the little school boy in your first grade class who chased the girl he liked around, and pulled her hair just to get her attention. I just never knew he liked the dick. I’m sorry, but he’s just not my type

    I’m not gonna mention any names here . But if you’d like to know who it is that has a huge crush on me, just look at who’s been disliking all my posts. I’ve been here since 2009 and never got so much attention like he’s been giving me.

    My mojo must be working and it must be working good on him :cool:
     
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    1. deegenerate
      I noticed it, and just rolled my eyes.
      It's amusing to be in someone's head so much they can't keep away from you.
       
      deegenerate, Mar 14, 2023
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    2. Jack Mine
      Amusing? I’m flattered ;)
       
      Jack Mine, Mar 14, 2023
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      :)
       
      tenguy, Mar 15, 2023
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  10. Lurpeti

    Lurpeti Newcumer

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    Woke up hugging my wife this morning. Didn't remember doing that last night. Felt good though.
     
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  11. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    Springtime is making its first appearance in the city!

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  12. 10hardinches

    10hardinches Porn Star

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    Getting off of work early put a smile on my face
     
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  13. Horny hiy

    Horny hiy Porn Star

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    I cannot name just one. But Gracie Allen always makes me laugh in the morning.
     
  14. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    My wife thanking me again for the sunglasses I surprised her with. They also surprised me ;) Just a joke between friends ❤️
     
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  15. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    A few things, but I'm happy that my new computer was delivered to my PMB today. I just hope I backed up all my shit from my old computer correctly - it's been in hospice care for a little while now and it finally died... RIP.
     
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    1. deegenerate
      I hate losing things when a computer bites the dust.
       
      deegenerate, Mar 17, 2023
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  16. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    @Justlikethat ’s post in the Good Night thread. Something I should learn
     
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  17. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Enjoying the forum shenanigans this morning while I sip my coffee.
     
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