Taken from recent "News of the Weird" postings:

 

I'm surprised the Irish car thief didn't sue the cars owner and the bar for his injuries. Oh, wait. That was in Ireland, not the United States.

 

From Chuck Shepherd's column:

 

Thanks to PornWriter1956 for his thread of almost the same title last night, it prompted me to resurrect this one with a new posting from Chuck Shepherd's column.


Bright Ideas

This one sounds he could be one of our posters (not me, I have an alibi)

Suspicions Confirmed

New Hampshire Blues

The Continuing Crisis

The Litigious Society

 

Hey tenguy, how come you get away with posting links with pictures of kids in them?

 

Hmmm, when did I post that?

Never mind I just found it. You must have a lot of time on your hands to have dug back over a year to find something that might be against today's rules.

Or ar you the troll who has been lurking, digging and reporting?

 

Right here: If you actually click on the link and scroll down you will see pictures of minors.

https://forum.xnxx.com/threads/news-of-the-weird.199525/page-10#post-4530985

But never mind. I thought it would be funny to show you just how easily this game is played and that any link at all might have a picture of a minor somewhere on the page. But actually it was a stupid move on my part and I have asked the mods to remove my post because re-posting a link is probably just as bad as posting it originally.

You have my sincere apology this time tenguy. It was a stupid move on my part.

 

No harm no foul, but this did make me look back through my posts until I found it.

 

All you had to do was click on the link I provided. But if you actually do look back through this thread there is lots to be found.

 

No, I meant that I could not remember ever posting that link.

There are a few links that I posted over the years, but many posted by others. Hopefully we all don't need to be concerned over ancient history.

 

Yes according to Eljs we do have to worry about "ancient history."

https://forum.xnxx.com/threads/rules-be-damned.383909/page-2#post-6782830

 

Oh well, since they now know about it, I'll await their decision.

Truth be told, I could use a break from here.

 

Blah, blah, blah, infraction, blah, blah.....hunt down blah, blah, blah.....

Good work, Tenguy!

 

Alas poor stumbles, he knew not well!

 

Texas police find loaded handgun in suspect's vagina

By Ben Hooper | Sept. 9, 2015 at 9:51 AM2 Comments










This loaded Smith and Wesson pistol was found concealed inside a suspect's vagina. Photo courtesy Waco Police Department


WACO, Texas, Sept. 9 (UPI) -- A Texas police department said a drug discovery during a traffic stop led to a more startling surprise: a fully loaded handgun concealed in a suspect's vagina.

The Waco Police Department said they pulled over a vehicle for a traffic violation about 11 p.m. Monday and discovered more than 30 grams of methamphetamine under driver Gabriel Garcia's seat and inside passenger Ashley Cecilia Castaneda's purse, along with digital scales.

Garcia, 30, and Castaneda, 31, were both arrested and charged with possession of methamphetamine in a drug free zone, as the traffic stop was within 1,000 feet of West Elementary School.

Police said Castaneda advised officers while she was being transported to jail that she had concealed a loaded handgun in her vagina. Police stopped transport and a female officer conducted a body cavity search that confirmed the suspect was hiding a Smith and Wesson pistol with a round chambered and a full magazine of bullets.

Castaneda was issued an additional charge of unlawfully carrying a weapon.
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Damned if you do, damned if you don't. Didn't Texas police just have an issue where they strip searched a female suspected of having drugs. These were carrying a pharmacy and the cop didn't search them before loading them up. Could of been dangerous had the girl not come clean.



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With that S&W in her pussy, she would not have cum clean.



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She was fortunate not to cum in a blast.

 

It's been too long between contributions to this thread, so here are some "news" items from Chuck Sheperd's column during the last few weeks.

"Big Porn" Gives Back

(1) In June, the online mega-website Pornhub announced a program to help blind pornography consumers by adding 50 "described videos" to its catalog, with a narrator doing play-by-play of the setting, the actors, clothing (if any) and the action. Said a Pornhub vice president, "It's our way of giving back." (2) Later in June, another pornography website (with a frisky name -- see bit.ly/29O4G9UURL) inaugurated a plan to donate a penny to women's health or abuse prevention organizations every time a user reached a successful "ending" while viewing its videos (maximum two per person per day). Its first day's haul was $39, or $13 for each of three charities (including the Mariska Hargitay-supported Joyful Heart Foundation). [Huffington Post, 6-15-2016] [Huffington Post, 6-30-2016]

What Goes Around, Comes Around

(1) In May, the Times of India reported the death of a man known only as Urjaram, in Rajasthan, India, when, while hosting a party, he forgot that while he was enjoying himself, he had left his camel in the sun all day (during a historic heat wave) with its legs tied together. When Urjaram finally went outside, the enraged camel "lifted him by the neck," "threw him to the ground" and "chewed on his body," severing his head. (2) The thief who ransacked a community greenhouse in County Durham, England, in July got away, but, according to residents, among his bounty was a bottle of rum that is usually offered only as a constipation remedy, in that it contained a heavy dose of the aggressive laxative "lactulose." Said one resident, "Maybe (the thief has) left a trail" for the police. [The Times of India, 5-23-2016] [The Northern Echo (High Wycombe, England), 7-15-2016]


Leading Economic Indicators

-- Update: News of the Weird reported in 2007 and 2014 that, despite the abundant desert, Middle East developers were buying plenty of beach sand from around the world (because the massive concrete construction in Dubai and Saudi Arabia, among other places, requires coarser sand than the desert grains tempered for centuries by sun and wind). The need has now grown such that London's The Independent reported in June that black market gangs, some violent, are stealing beach sand -- and that two dozen entire islands in Indonesia have virtually disappeared since 2005 because of sand-mining. [The Independent, 6-23-2016]

-- Farmers high in Nepal's Himalayas are heavily dependent on harvesting a fungus which, when consumed by humans, supposedly produces effects similar to Viagra's -- but the region's rising temperatures and diminished rainfall (thought to result from global climate change) threaten the output, according to a June New York Times dispatch. Wealthy Chinese men in Hong Kong and Shanghai may pay the equivalent of $50,000 a pound for the "caterpillar fungus," and about a million Nepalese are involved in the industry, producing about 135 tons a year. (The fungus is from the head of ghost moth larvae living in soil at altitudes of more than 10,000 feet.) [New York Times, 6-27-2016]


-- A recent study by a Harvard University data scientist estimated that the government of China funds the creation of at least 488 million bogus social-media posts a year. The report refers to a rumored government-sponsored arrangement that pays people the equivalent of 8 U.S. cents per post of "news" for the purpose of distracting social-media users and channeling them to subjects preferred by the government (such as successes of the Communist Party). [CNN Money, 5-20-2016]


Wait, What?

-- Not only are almost all federal employees above average, they are nearly all superior workers, according to a June Government Accountability Office review of agencies' personnel-rating results. (Yes, the review included the departments of Veterans Affairs and Homeland Security.) Most agencies use a 1 ("unacceptable") through 5 ("outstanding") rating system, and GAO found that 99 percent were rated either 5 or 4 ("exceeds 'fully acceptable'"). [Washington Post, 6-13-2016]

 

Excellent, Tenguy

 

But that's just the first step in their plan to to bring the true porn experience to the blind community. Pornhub also plans on opening a chain of porn theaters for the blind, reviving an idea from the 70's that didn't really take hold in the mainstream movie market. But they think it'll really take off (no pun intended) in the porn market.