If it's your first time, you've got a ways to go before you're really there in the depths.

 

What about high on weed? I was high last night but i didnt wanna braek the rules so i didn't post ha.

 

Make sure you drink plenty of water and I hope your head is OK.

 

You can't do as an adult some of the things you routinely did as a 20-year-old. It hurts too much, and you embarrass yourself too much.

 

Ain't that the truth. My body just can't handle the stuff like it used to.

 

Unfortunately I won't be home this weekend to drink and post, I'm traveling for a Korean holiday. I might be back on Saturday, so hopefully I'll get drunk then and have something fun to say.

-S-

 

Ya but if you drink enough...it won't matter until the next day...lol. Besides my most embarrassing moments happened when I was drunk.

 

But what if it's the next day that matters? :?

 

If the next day mattered...you go and do what you have to do, and tuff it out!
I used to be a pro, between my mid teens, and early late twenties....lol.

 

Drunk Joke from the internet!

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes
later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from thebathroom. A few
minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is
screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring
the customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something
comes up and squeezes my testicles." With that, the bartender opens the
door, looks in and says.........
"You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!!

 

Hey now trumpet, you just dont appreciate a good songstress, i sing the best when i am pissed.

 

Ladym,

You probaby would sound better when I'm pissed too.

 

that was a damn qiuck sleep welcome ladym, to the forum group I'm sure that if you posted more people would know who you are

 

holy shit Doc that's great

 

i dont't know about drunk but i'm pretty fucking stoned rite now its great :

 

i agree with the guy above me. Maybe we should change it to offical post while you're intoxicated for smokers like us. But i have a joke for all

Theres a cop sitting outside of a bar waiting for teh bar to close so he can bust someone for a DUI. So 2 AM rolls around and out comes someone stumbling. The cop watches as he falls down the stairs, stumbles to his car, drop his keys, and then finaly drive off, so naturaly the cop pulls him over. The car pulls over and he walks up to the driver and says "sir, have you been drinking tonight" The man responded no officer, i'm the DD. The cop is confused and asks "designated driver???." And the man responds with No officer, the designated distraction.

If the joke makes no sense or i misspell a lot of shit, or if i killed the joke, don't blame me, blame the gangja.

 

Nice one, TD.

 

O.K.

I think I'm the first one to post here while actually drunk. And if not...well screw y'all, I'm drunker then you were. Or will be shortly as I have an abundance of soju at my disposal. I can buy it 24/7 here and drink till I pass out in the gutter if I want. Not that I do because that's just not cool. It's cold outside. But anyway, I'll post again when I'm drunker. I've still got a whole nother bottle to finish off.

-S-

 

nother ain't really a word, is it? Then again, neither is aint. neither is hlkajlkdiighlkyyyyyykdlbangpenis. But I can type that too, what's up???

-S-

 

See, the thing with Korean girls is you never can really tell if their flirting with you or not. Like this girl, Lisa. She started dating marine a few weeks ago, but still talks to me all the time like she's available. Sort of flirty, but not exactly. Enough that it leaves the impression that maybe she is flirting. At first I didn't think she had a boyfriend, then she tells me she does but also tells me that he leaves Dec. 1st back to the states and then i'm all "Booyah!!! I'm back in the game!" but still, it's kind of low to move in on a girl when she's all mourning n'stuff.

Even on top of that, she smokes, which is almost always a deal breaker since if we were dating, or were starting to date, it wouldn't last long since a girl that smells like a bus station ashtray is never sexy. But she's so fucking cute and awesome to hang with. Grrrrrrr man. Grrrr. And not in the Austin Power's sexy way but in the "damn I'm pissed about it way."

-S-