1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. D.Evil

    D.Evil Sex Machine Suspended!

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    Miss-spell some shit... oar you're sober!!! ) : btw welcome to this thread . i'm about to "slayer" i do'nt carry OKy... Dammit! ...neXt p6st!!
     
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  2. D.Evil

    D.Evil Sex Machine Suspended!

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    Oops! must have passed out or something. ...anyhow not "Slayer karoke" ) : but i y6u kn6w that twenty-seven percent of traffic accients are caused by drunk drivers? ...SO m6re than seventy percent of people can't drive any better than that when they're sober?!? the statistics seem to suggest that they should arrest people f6r driving sober!
     
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  3. D.Evil

    D.Evil Sex Machine Suspended!

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    If you have the right recipe, you don't need to get your cat spayed.















    i LOVE to eat pussy ( :
     
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  4. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    I'm a little buzzed, on my 4th beer of the night.
     
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  5. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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  6. Rockprincess

    Rockprincess Celestial Princess

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    I guess that would be me tonight...:eek:
     
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  7. DLGBLG

    DLGBLG Sex Machine

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    never thought I would be here, but fuck it, here I am! I haven;t been this messed up in a long time.
    Took me 3 times to login
    damn 6L30- is going to come early!!!@2
     
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  8. NoTopNoCollar

    NoTopNoCollar In XNXX Heaven In XNXX Heaven

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    enough stress, enough bullshit, enough physical pain so yessirreeBob I'm good and ready to get shitfaced and ain't stoppin till I puke or pass out...moving date moved up to Friday the 16th and fuck em' if they need me now....cheers Sexies....
     
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  9. kleetus

    kleetus Porn Star

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    I posted sober once.... Scared the shit out of me!!!!!!!!!
     
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  10. ShakeZula

    ShakeZula The Master Shake

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    My smokin' hot girlfriend came over tonight. She cooked me dinner. Then she said 'I want you to fuck me against the wall. Which I did. Then she said I want you to fuck me like this. Which I did. Then she said 'I want you to fuck me like this'. Which I did. She came several times. I came once. Damn male orgasm.

    Then she sat there just sort of playing with my dick. Then we went to a restaurant and drank. We talked. Almost all in Korean because my Korean is fucking sick. Not the best, as far as foreigners go, but pretty fucking good. Then we went downtown to a bar that my ex-girlfriend owns. Because fuck her. Then we went to another bar where, had I been single, I could have completely stolen this hot fucking chinese girl from this clueless korean motherfucker. (Koreans have no game.) She pretty much told me that the guy was bland. She was so bored with him she had her head down on the bar, sort of staring off in to space while he talked.

    If I was single, I'd be fucking dangerous.

    Oh, and apparently I drank some sort of green alcohol that is has cocaine in it. But is legal.

    Fuck yeah.

    -S-

    Oh, RP, you're a cum-guzzling ass licker. Normally, I like a chick who licks my ass, but you're just too fucking dirty.

    -S-
     
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  11. baller16

    baller16 Porn Star Suspended!

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    Big surprise to see such a fucking loser getting drunk and trying to brag about shit that's not the least bit impressive.

    You are just such an adult it is unbelievable.

    Oh wait, no, that's right. You're an aging, pathetic, fat douche who is trying to hold onto glory years that never existed for you in the first place.

    Oh, and stop using words and speaking in a way that is not the least bit natural for you. It's also pathetic.

    You have a nice, drunken, pathetically immature night now loser :)
     
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  12. ShakeZula

    ShakeZula The Master Shake

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  13. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    I'll drink to that.
     
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  14. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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  15. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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  16. Redullo

    Redullo Porn Surfer

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    When you are drunk, all the girls are prettier than they are. And she too ))

    Drink
     
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  17. Amas-Veritas

    Amas-Veritas Porn Star

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    Not drunk...yet

    But I fully intend to be here in about an hour. I have recently discovered the capri sun for adults called Gasolina sold only in PR and Florida! I am so freaking excited!!!!
     
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  18. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    On my 4th beer now, feeling a good buzz
     
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  19. anywherewithyou

    anywherewithyou Porn Surfer

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    currently drunk and loving this.
     
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  20. D.Evil

    D.Evil Sex Machine Suspended!

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    I don't have to drink to have a good time
    ...i have to drink to stop the voices in my head.


    one of them has a stutter, and that's really annoying.
    -Dave Atell-
     
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