That is awesome.

 

Oh yeah, one time I got a last-minute call from a comedy act that they needed a band that night because theirs cancelled, but my band couldn't get it together that fast, so I ended up playing the show by myself with an acoustic guitar. Boy that sucked.

 

It's more like I got 'stimulated' whenever I felt heat. At 14, and with a constant boner, everything felt sexy! Even as a young adult, after I started smoking I would lie in bed and drop burning matches or cigarettes ashes on my chest and belly and rub them in while masturbating. Incredibly arousing! Later, I found out that I had a 'pyro' fetish. Loved fire. But that was 40 years ago, and I don't get so excited these days... :'(

 

Same here..(anytime i've ever been drunk) there are to many to count! Then I met Mrs Doc, and got away from it, So she probabily saved my life.
Doc.

 

was dating a guy and i had to fart but shit a little on accident told him i had to go home

 

hahahahaha you sharted on a date? ok my fault I'll try to be more sensitive even though that's damn funny.

 

Jerking off with soap.

 

So...uhhhh....what happened? :wink:

 

That's it? Aw, c'mon! You mean you didn't go home after watching "Devil in Miss Jones" and stick a hose up your ass?

(BTW, I don't recommend it. It's really messy!)

Just kidding - Soap can be fun!
DanK

 

Well little did I know soap dries out your skin, so after the deed was completed, I felt my little buddy start to burn horribly. Long story short, I was raw and tender for a couple days afterwards, and it was very uncomfortable to walk in anything more than boxers.

I have since learned that hair conditioner not only feels better than soap, but does not dry out skin either.

 

Use hair conditioner.

 

As I stated in my previous post, I do now.

Though if I am doing the five-knuckle shuffle while looking at porn, I tend to do it without any lube. I only really use lube in the shower, as it gets to messy otherwise.

 

I would also like to plug Herbal Essences here, as it is by far the best conditioner I've used.

I'm starting to sound rather creepy, aren't I...

 

Ok you just ruined the image of the commerial for me, because instead of seeing woman fipping her hair in the shower, I picture this werd kid beating his meat...lol.
Doc.

 

lmao well Doc what they don't tell you about the commercials is the reason the girl's moaning isn't because of the shampoo it's the fact she's shoved the bottle up her there's a thought for you

 

Hey, there isn't anything better than blowing your load, and having your dick smell like flowers for the rest of the day.

 

lol...your proabily right, no woman wants a stinky dick..lol.
Doc.

 

ive done lots of stupid things the most recent was shaving with a lighter

 

Ding, ding, ding, ding!

We have a winner!!

 

funny stuff, but there is no way I will ever reveal the dumbest thing I ever did.