I initiated sex for the first time with my last three lovers.

 

I am short.

 

If I picked up a meth habit it still wouldn't kill me as fast as my addiction to sex. #factualasf

 

I used to balance chemistry equations for fun in high school.

 

I can't touch food with my hands. I eat pizza with a fork.

 

I have my dream job that I didn’t even know I dreamt of.

 

That's pretty awesome, @Ana1Slut

I'm a huge smartass and get the urge to be a complete ass from time to time. But not a mean-spirited one. No idea why.

 

I posed for photos that were published on a calendar.

 

I had photos I took of the Aurora Borealis and other wildlife shots published in a popular hunting magazine. This was my favorite picture, I got it framed. I used 3200 speed film and set the F stops accordingly. No digital take over and over camera, this was an old 35mm Minota camera

 

I'm pretty sure most women who have known me would describe me as charmingly infuriating/irritating.

Some would probably take away the "charmingly" part haha

 

My underwear drawer is always organized. My socks are a mess

 

I hate my neighbours cat

 

I like to sing show tunes and jazz at karaoke.

 

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.....

Actually, I hate mushrooms...

 

I am just shy of being 2 metres tall!

 

I am healthy .....but people says am Fat

 

My first thought every day is "Just go ahead and get it over with, God, I've been ready!"

 

Which pretty much guarantees I'll live to be 120...