Do the math...if most women say they fake it, and most men say they can tell if their sex partner is faking it, and most men say their sex partner is NOT faking it, someone is living a lie here.

 

You'll know it when you have one, sweetie...*laughing*

 

lol @ alan.......What's an orgasm?? Good one...............

Kimiko's got a good point though; somebody's lying and my guess would be the guys.

The question I'd like to ask of the guys that "know" the partner is faking; how do you know? What are the signs? How can you be sure?

 

No, they "know" their partner is NOT faking. And the reason they "know" that is their ego is constantly telling them what a powerful piece of manpower they are, with a colossal, indefatigable cock that drives every women women lucky enough to encounter them insane with lust, and produces endless, stupendous orgasms in thos lucky women, leaving them shuddering in the delicious aftermath.

Have I pretty much got it right, guys?

 

Ummm....you want to ejaculate next to my head on the pillow??

I don't think I've ever experienced that either.

 

lol @ Kimiko!! That's what I was kind of expecting!! lol

 

You're supposed to yank me over by my hair, you fucking BASTARD!

 

I thought she had a shaven pussy - well in my depraved imagination she has !

 

I meant the hair on my head!

 

You guys are too funny!! lol

 

So I'll come clean. I've been with my BF for 2.5 years and faked nearly EVERY orgasm (if not all of them). I don't think I've ever had a real one. I've told him several times that I've faked all my orgasms but he thinks I'm just kidding. We have a blast in the sack. It's almost always a load of fun but I've never climaxed. No matter how many times I tell him I'm faking he thinks it's just a running joke.

What do we learn from this?
1- Men always think they would "know" if their girl was faking. And it's an ego thing like everyone said. They don't believe they could POSSIBLY not get a girl off.
2- Women are GOOD at faking orgasms. We're pros. Hell, I've never even HAD a real orgasm and he tells me constantly that no one could fake orgasms like the ones I have. Mine are "too powerful" to be fake.

But I have a sorted background (with childhood trauma) and although I haven't been with many men he's the best lay I've ever had. So I'm not willing to leave him in search of an earth shattering orgasm. He's the best thing that ever happened to me. And we experiment a lot so I have faith that some day we'll find my "button".

So guys, maybe your girl IS faking. Maybe she isn't. But don't assume that you "know" or "would know". Cause mine doesn't. And if you do find out she's faking, it doesn't mean she doesn't love you. It doesn't mean you're not great in bed.

 

Well said, Snoochies...and even though I agree there is much more to life than having an orgasm, I hope you have your share.

 

Did you hear about the guy who was taken captive in the Amazon jungle and hung by the Gazongas?

 

I thought that was a particularly smelly cheese?

 

you've got the gist of it

but you forgot we're the best at everything we do, we can get any woman we want anytime we want, and we can beat anybody at anything

 

Don't forget........we're qualified to do anything with nothing!! lol

 

oh and we never need help with anything

 

Does that include not needing directions when we seem to be lost?!?

 

Or not asking where something is in a hardware store.

 

i dont fake orgasms.. i dont do that to myself or to the guy's ego.. if its not happening its just not happening..