best way to start the conversation on phone sex ...

It can start with a simple question like: “What are you wearing?” Other times it starts with a focus on breathing or a loving, but stern, command. And sometimes it starts with a simple “hello” and an ordinary conversation.

No matter how it begins, once it’s underway you’d better hope you have unlimited minutes. If you’re having phone sex, there’s no telling how long the call will last or how hot and bothered you’ll get.

Good phone sex requires trust as much as it requires a good signal. Have faith that the person on the other end of the line won’t laugh at you. Once you establish trust you can enjoy sex with your most powerful sex organ — the brain. And once you’re using your noodle, phone sex can be some of the most connected lovin’ you have.

 

First you have to lube up your I-phone real good....

 

This post might be better off in the sexuality forum, Mr. Rabbit. Folks love to talk about this sort of thing over there.

 

Well you pick up your phone, dial a number and start talking to the nice police officer.

 

They're all wrong!

Step No.1 to Phone-sex:
1. Get a phone.

Hope that helps!

Hush....an alias

 

must dial 1-800-go-fuck-yourself. you will need free hand

 

@Hush
Now what?

 

But before everything u must need a number to dial .. where can infind it lol?

 

Love all the comments .. having a good laugh over here .. Keep them cumming !!!!!

 

First get a girl on the phone

 

The best way to start the conversation having phone sex, when you're paying $3.99 a minute is by talking very fuckin fast. And getting right to the point. You don't want to waste your time and money by asking her stupid shit, like how big are her tits, how long is her hair or what she's wearing, remember your time is money for her, and she'll just go on and on. I've found jerking my cock for a while gets me peaked and saves me money before I call. Don't let her bullshit you by asking you questions. She can give a fuck what you're wearing, look like or how big that prick of yours is! Because you can tell her you have a tiny prick, and that you're a disgusting, toothless, homely fucking bastard, and she'll tell you to stop, you're getting her wet. Just ask her right off the bat, how she's gonna suck your prick? How, how, tell me how your gonna blow me, just suck it, tell me, tell me? With any luck 3 or 4 minutes, you're done.

Now if you're not paying that $3.99 a minute. And you happen to meet a girl out here and start chatting, then exchange phone numbers. The best way to start the conversation is by casually asking her how she's gonna suck your prick, tell me, tell me how your gonna blow me? Hello, hello, you still there?

 

Put it on vibrate

 

First, acquire a phone and all the proper cords and connections. Secondly, locate the nearest phone jack and secure acquired phone to jack. Next, punch in a random combination of numbers into the dial pad (make sure you’re not dialing collect or long distance!) and continue process until random stranger picks up call on the other end of things. After they spend nearly 45 seconds asking “Hello??” and “Who is this..??” over and over again into the receiver, all while you are staying quiet on the other end, just breathing heavily further and further so they know you’re there, you ask “Do you have insurance on your phone at all ma’am?” After they pause a second in confusion and simply reply with “umm.. no, why?”, you say “cuz we’re about to have phone sex bitch, and I am about to absolutely destroy and rip that shit up”

 

Pick up the phone, dial a random number, and breathe really hard. If they talk before hanging up, your good to go. (or they are just waiting for the police to trace the call)lol

 

Hey Honey- yea so I'm standing over here with my dick out

 

Ba ha ha haaaaa!
The O.P. got suspended already?
How hard can it be to follow the fucking rules?

 

I would think "Hello"

 

Be smart and warm yourself up first, your mission is to cum and their mission is to keep you on the line? Go into the conversation with a winner take all attitude and control the speed of that conversation or be prepared to pay dearly in charges!

 

I have never even considered phone sex since I am a very visual person it prob would never work for me. I was looking at porn once though and an ex GF called me I got so turned on by looking at porn and hearing her voice that I blew in a moment while she was talking to me. I guess that counts?