1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. rockera

    rockera Sex Machine

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    Is that a mirror in ur pants? cause I sure can see my self in them.
     
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  2. baddaddy69

    baddaddy69 Sex Lover

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    Wanna get a six pack and fuck... or don't you drink?
     
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  3. luv2Blicked

    luv2Blicked Canadian Beaver

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    You look like an angel. Welcome to earth​

    You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room​

    Your daddy must have been a baker, cuz you've got a nice set of buns​

    Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night​
     
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  4. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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    [​IMG]
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  5. SemiLunate

    SemiLunate Lill Luna Lunatic

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    Your eyes are like spanners.....they tighten my nuts!
     
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  6. rayray1007

    rayray1007 Moonchild

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    I lost my virginity... can I have yours?
     
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  7. Whitey44

    Whitey44 Porn Star

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    I never have used a pick up line because I don't think that they work and I am too shy.

    That being said...here's a few that I did not makeup.

    “Great legs, what time do they open?”


    “Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”


    “Do you come here often?”
     
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  8. PhotoWizard

    PhotoWizard Sex Machine

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    :rose:
    ​
     
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  9. x__orion

    x__orion ::.unhomed.::

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    The only acceptable response to the question "Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?" is - and will always only be - "Both, really. This is a rape."
     
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  10. PhotoWizard

    PhotoWizard Sex Machine

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    :rose:
    ​
     
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  11. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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  12. rayray1007

    rayray1007 Moonchild

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    Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?
     
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  13. yagamilight

    yagamilight Resident Shinigami

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    I remember the fresh prince of bel air having some classics on it.

    "Girl, you're so fine I wanna plant you and grow a whole field of yawl!"
    "Girl, what's your name start with? Oh really? Cos when I looked you up in the dictionary I found you under wooooooaaaaaaahhhhhh!"
     
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  14. x__orion

    x__orion ::.unhomed.::

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    But then, your momma got scared, etc...

    *headdesk*

    I need to fucking go to bed.
     
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  15. rayray1007

    rayray1007 Moonchild

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    What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
     
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  16. freebird69

    freebird69 Porn Star

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    One I used (while I was very drunk) and got slapped for....Hi, I'd like to be the father fo all your children.
     
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  17. The Fur

    The Fur Porno Junky

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    Buy you a drink? Hey barkeep, another ruffie-colada!
     
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  18. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Grab your coat, you've pulled!!

    I bet you look lovely in the dark!!
     
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  19. boucher1565

    boucher1565 Sex Lover

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    Dec 7, 2008
    my friend actually said this once

    "i would eat the corn out of your shit"
     
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  20. Omega_Vega

    Omega_Vega Porn Star

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    Nice shoes, wanna fuck? (bad, and not even that funny...)

    I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can still make your bedrock

    Ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? *Pull front pants pockets inside out and hold them with each hand* Do you want to?
     
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