I've got the ship, you've got the harbour, wanna tie up for the night?

 

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down... go ahead say no.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

 

Can I park my car in your garage?

 

• You're daddy must be an
  archer because he sure shot
  a bulls eye.
  

• Is that the sun coming up...
  or is that just you lighting up
  my world?
  

• I believe im physic and my
  visions tell me that we need
  to be together.
  

• Do you want to make
  millions? Millions of babies!
  
• Hi, have you got a boyfriend?
  (if no,) Are you taking
  applications?
  

• Are you a zoo, because you
  bring the animal out in me.
  

• My love for you is like the
  universe...neverending!
  

• I tripped on a kiss and fell in
  love with you.
  

• If someone was to write a
  story about my life, the
  climax would be when I met
  you!
  

• That outfit is horrible take it
  off right now!!!
  

• Hey, your name is sexy, right?
  

• Is that top felt? [No] Would
  you like it to be?
  

• Hey, how’s it going? Do you
  see my friend over there? He
  wants to know if you think I’m
  cute.
  

• You’re a pot of gold in this
  enormous world and I’m just
  a little leprechaun.
  

• Girl, your body is a
  wonderland, and I want to be
  Alice so that I can run around
  all over you.
  

• Do you like blueberries or
  strawberries? (why?)
  Because I want to know what
  kind of pancakes to make
  you when u wake up.
  

• Whisper in her ear and say,
  "wanna feel pretty tonight?"
  

• Baby, I'm like Taco Bell...I'll
  spice up your night.
  

• You are so hot you make the
  windows fog.
  

• As you're going out of a door
  in a public building with an
  "exit" sign above it say:
  There's the exit, will you go
  out with me?
  

• I saw a flower this morning
  and I thought it was the most
  beutiful thing I've ever seen
  until a gazed upon you.
  

• Hey, officer, give me a ticket,
  because I'm in your
  restricted area.
  

• I have never had a dream
  come true until the day that I
  met you.
  

• I'm like a computer game, you
  can play with me all day long!
  

• I know I dont have a chance,
  but I just wanted to hear an
  angel talk.
  

• If you were words on a page,
  you would be fine print.
  

• "Hey, if I kiss you, will I get
  slapped?"
  

• Damn suga! slow down..Im
  diabetic!
  

• Are you dead or alive? "Why"
  Because my religion says
  only the dead can be angels
  

• You're so hot, you're making
  my beer warm.
  

• If you were a pill I'd overdose
  

• I hope your day is as radiant
  as your smile.
  

• If you go to a play, after it is
  over ask "Want to leave and
  see the second act?"
  

• You look life my first wife!
  (how many have you had?)
  none.
  

• Do you have the time..cause
  I’ve got the place!!
  

• It's my birthday! How about a
  birthday kiss? [Is it really
  your birthday?] No, but how
  about a kiss anyway?
  

• Walk up to a girl, hold out
  your hand and say "Would
  you mind holding on to this
  for me while I take a walk?"
  

• (as she walks by touch her
  arm and say) I just want to
  make sure that you were real
  

• Are you a fisherman because
  you've got me on the hook.
  

• You know your good enough
  to give my last name to.
  

• Want to compare tan lines?
  

• I'm like a power plant, it's
  hard to shut me down, and I
  can turn you on.
  

• Have you got the time?
  (gives time) cool, so you
  have a watch, i'll be here at
  8, don't be late.
  

• What is the cross between
  the moon and the stars? You
  

• My Name is Elmo you can
  tickle me any time you want
  to!
  

 

Let's play war, I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me!

 

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Does your ass hurt? (No!) Do you want it to?

 

My boobs itch would you rub them for me?

 

Hi, I'm a birdwatcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed thrasher, Do you know where i can find one?

 

Excuse me.... How do you like your eggs, scrambled or fertilized?


That thing is awsome!

 

You know how some guys drive big cars to compensate for their lack of size elsewhere?
Well baby, I don't even own a car.

Don't you understand? If you don't come home, and fuck me tonight, the terrorists win!

 

If I wasn't spoken for, you'd be rejecting me right now!

 

ARIOCH! ARIOCH! BLOOD, AND SOULS FOR MY LORD ARIOCH!