I have recently been given a classic car in great condition....wife and I are in "open" marriage....the problem is she does not want me to fuck anybody but her in this car....I say it's my car and I will fuck as I see fit in it....suggestions?

 

What she don't know won't hurt her, right (in this circumstance)?

 

Put a banana in her tailpipe?

 

I'm tired of that particular tailpipe...hence the "open" marriage

 

I'd say be very careful. Females have a way of finding things out.

You might ask her why she feels that way. Was the car given to both her and you, or just you?

 

Just me....family heirloom

 

She feels that way (rightly so) because it is a P-I-M-Pmobile...

 

It is sacrilegious to defile a classic by staining the seats. Get a hotel room and spare the poor car the shame.

 

I have a blanket for that! Shit, the interior is immaculate leather....I may be dumb but I'm not stupid!

 

You can't have an open marriage but then demand where you can and can't fuck, unless of course the open marriage thing is more your idea than hers and the thought of you having sex in a place she has to sit In makes her feel physically sick, so I guess it is all down to whether you have the tiniest bit of respect for her and her feelings or does having sex in that particular spot have more importance

 

I'd give my wife this cookie. Unless she's already asked for a bag full of others.

There is no set definition of an open marriage; relationships are unique.

 

It is a negotiation.........decide what you want then compromise!!

Thinskin

 

Yes it is your car, but I'd give her a break and have sex elsewhere. Besides, the blanket might not stop all fluids and why risk it for the sake of a random fuck. You said ya'll were in an open marriage, but this might lead to a divorced marriage. If you are really tired of that tailpipe then have at it. Caveat Emptore.(cksp)

 

Leave the car in the driveway and fuck in a bed. Sex in a car is for people who can't do any better.

Semi-related story:
Many years ago, I was driving to Gulf Shores, late at night. I stopped at a service station to take a leak. As I was getting out of my car, a Firebird pulled into the space beside me. The driver was a buzzcut young man and his passenger was a cute blonde. They were obviously kids on a date. As I came out of the men's room, young guy was leaning against the fender, smoking a cigarette. Cute girl was squirmed around in the passenger seat and stepped out of the car. She was wearing gold short shorts, or as they were known back then, hotpants. Hot pants were about 5 years out of style, but this was south Alabama. The crotch of her gold hotpants was a huge wet spot. She had to waddle past me to the lady's room. Young guy had a satisfied look on his face. I was thinking, for just a few dollars, he could have taken cute girl to a cheap motel room, where a toilet and a shower were in walking distance of the bed, and you wouldn't be taking her home in a wet diaper.

 

Ok.
Shooter will address the gorilla in the room.
What kind of classic car?

 

All very good opinions

 

Need pics. of car.

 

fuck the girl on the hood of the car technical loophole it would not be in the car then

 

1988 Chevrolet Caprice Classic Brougham (4 door)

 

This was a pic before I washed it...interior is pristine (the only thing not original in the interior is the radio)