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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. ShakeZula

    ShakeZula The Master Shake

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    So this here little thread is for quoting funny or interesting things people have said on the forum. It can be from any other section, it don't matter, just something that made you laugh or nod your head or just something you want to share with everyone else.

    Sadly I can't start us off with anyone, but I'll be looking.

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  2. ShakeZula

    ShakeZula The Master Shake

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    Found one. From Caffeine in the Drunk thread.

    :cool:

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  3. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    Caffeine is going to do well on this thread

    "You are getting crazier all the time. If I was ever at your house I would so TOTALLY not drink your kool-aid."

    "A hopelessly derailed thread is a dead topic."
     
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  4. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    They'd do better, with me at least, if they were a little more creative, a little more articulate.

    For example, instead of "I'd luv 2 fuck u", they could say:

    "Kimi, you're a sexual goddess and I'd give anything to lick every square millimeter of your gorgeous, sensuous body, and then savagely penetrate every orifice of it with my throbbing, uncircumcized, rock-hard cock, flooding you with endless spurts of my gushing cum."

    Kimiko's helpful hints on better PMs
     
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  5. chunky

    chunky Porn Star

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    Can't resist this......sorry Joey......
    On the ...'How did you find XNXX' thread



    Originally Posted by Joey451 [​IMG]​

    I was browsing the internet.​
    ​
     
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  6. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    And I like it around here enough not to leave.(But)

    To quote the great Harvey Keitel in Pulp Fiction, "Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."

    Caffeine
     
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  7. chunky

    chunky Porn Star

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    From the thread on 'Anal Stimulation'

    Originally Posted by spanky2007 [​IMG]
    that type of activity is very, very, very GAY. don't fool yourself, ok? If you are not gay then what you are attempting to do might very well lead you toward more "gay" activities, and I know you don't want that. Or do you???

    ..    .....this cannot be serious...but it's funny!!:-D
     
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  8. Caffeine

    Caffeine Stimulant

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    Me once and everybody else many other times:

     
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  9. Caffeine

    Caffeine Stimulant

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    ...great thread, by the way.
     
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  10. ShakeZula

    ShakeZula The Master Shake

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    I thought this was funny. You really gotta like how he punctuates the smacks in the sentence.

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  11. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Found one from Jules


    I don't wanna offend you.. but on some pics, I can't even tell if it is ass or pussy..

    Fantastic comment - love that one!
     
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  12. ShakeZula

    ShakeZula The Master Shake

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    SexyDeb posts a pic of her, then later says what she does:

    Then alf20, the smooth talker that he is, says:

    :D:D

    The pic is good also, if anyone wants to check it out. She's definitely a cutie.

    https://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=7894

    -S-
     
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  13. Caffeine

    Caffeine Stimulant

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    I was going to post this. Very well excecuted cyber smack.
     
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  14. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    Caffeine on the Female Forum Members Describe your breasts thread

    Mine are bigger than I'd like them to be. Then again, I'm a dude.

    (Caffeine I swear I'm not trying to pick on you but you have a sterling silver ring way with words)
     
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  15. ShakeZula

    ShakeZula The Master Shake

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    :D:D

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  16. Kool_Madness

    Kool_Madness Porn Star

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    From....'How are you forum females treated'
    Originally posted by Kool Madness

    Re-posted by Chunky

    I treat all females on this forum the same, with dignity, compassion, respect and honesty. In other words, I treat them like the sex object, cum bucket, whore sluts that they are. I say that with deep luv in my heart.
    [​IMG]
     
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  17. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Wasn't that your own post?
     
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  18. chunky

    chunky Porn Star

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    Sorry that was me being lazy and just moving the whole post, yes, it is a bit confusing....I won't do it again!:(
     
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  19. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    SMACK
    SMACK
    SMACK

    I'm really enjoying smacking people today!
     
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  20. Kool_Madness

    Kool_Madness Porn Star

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    I glad you cleared that up, I was starting trip cause I know I didn't post that on this thread
     
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