1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. ipscout

    ipscout bug24

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    What's the deal with non-preheated coffee makers? As soon as I pour water in, super hot coffee instantly starts coming out. You think if there was a hot plate that could rapidly heat water to almost boiling, it would melt the cheap plastic those coffee makers are made of. I might google a thing, because I can't be arsed to dig up my manual.
     
  2. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Why do cats stretch their back upwards and dogs stretch theirs downwards...?
     
  3. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Because they are arch enemies.
     
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  4. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    lol... good one tenguy.
     
  5. JokerFanXXX

    JokerFanXXX Sex Machine

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    My throat has been bothering me for months. It started in October when I got a sore-throat. After it stopped, I started waking up in the mornings with it dry and hurting until I drank something (That isn't new, though). Now, I've been waking up with it hurting like a motherfucker, even after I drink something (I even take water with me when I go to bed in case I get thirsty), but the pain goes away, then it comes back hours later.
     
  6. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    Go to your doctor and get things checked. Things are usually dryer in the winter maybe you need to add moisture to your bedroom?
     
  7. JokerFanXXX

    JokerFanXXX Sex Machine

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    Unfortunately, I don't have a doctor (My mother does (Due to her having Diabetes), but I can't use her because I'm not insured (At least, I think that's the reason. I used to be on my dad's insurance, but I think the company took me off of it once I turned 18)).

    You may be right about it being dry. We thought about getting me a humidifier. Hopefully that'll work.
     
  8. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    You need insurance.
     
  9. JimmyMack2015

    JimmyMack2015 Porn Surfer

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    Wondering if all sex forums inevitably devolve into sewing circles.
     
  10. ipscout

    ipscout bug24

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    All dogs go to heaven, but when people die they go to dog heaven.
     
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    Deleted user 3555785 the iron butterfly Banned!

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  13. hornygirla2

    hornygirla2 RAY OF SUNSHINE

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    Aah! Righ after i called @Kryters out for being @R*Kid lots of members starting following me :rolleyes: cool cool

    Now @julia egorova starting following me also:O_o:, and it reminded me of this one time...... LAST TIME I MASTURBATE THREAD........ :rolleyes: Anywho it would be nice to know since when does @julia egorova adores me.

    Give it up!

    I think i have a stalker :frown:
     
  14. hornygirla2

    hornygirla2 RAY OF SUNSHINE

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    Getting rid of the venom.
    Which is? Weakness honey, weakness.
     
  15. JokerFanXXX

    JokerFanXXX Sex Machine

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    There was this girl who I had a major crush on about three or four years ago. Had a crush on her ever since I saw her a couple of months after graduation. I finally found her on Facebook (No, I haven't talked to her), and she seems to be so much different than I imagined. I'm not complaining or anything, but still.
     
  16. hornygirla2

    hornygirla2 RAY OF SUNSHINE

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    I wonder why is it that i been feeling horny even though I'm suppose to be getting my period like now.

    I been feeling sad too but then i get horny......... Is like i don't fully experience any emotion because my hornyness gets in the way........... like i need to cum lots to be "ok/normal" again.

    The funny/selfish/lazy thing is that i don't want to masturbate or fuck I JUST WANT TO CUM CUM CUM CUM without putting any work in.
     
  17. Kryters

    Kryters Amorous Android Suspended!

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    People who travel on the tube are ignorant knobs
     
  18. coraline

    coraline The Witchy Woman

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    Why is it when you paint your nails you suddenly get an itchy nose or need to pee
     
  19. hornygirla2

    hornygirla2 RAY OF SUNSHINE

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    YOU KNOW WHAT!!? i been seeing this member posting sad, pity posts........ Now I'm doing the same! It may be PURE COINCIDENCE because i did when thru something but still, I'm starting to think the bad energy rub into me and now I'm miserable. I think it be a good idea to block that member for now to see if my mood change.
     
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  20. anthony lewis

    anthony lewis Sex Machine

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    God I hope so....