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  1. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    My pipes are clean. .....
     
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    1. justpassingthru
      Are you Jonesin' LOL.
       
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  2. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    Is random really random, or is it organized chaos ???
     
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  3. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    I used to have a similar thing in my signature that went something like "we can time travel into the future ... one second at a time" LOL.

    Don't enable (reply to) the cunt and she might go away ... she even more than me just loves the sound of her own voice lol. I can honestly say that I have never met another member here that writes so much yet says SO little ...
     
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  4. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Was Jesus's middle initial really H.......?
     
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  5. Jdbfromnj

    Jdbfromnj Porn Star

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    Well, that what I've heard. They didn't have birth certificates back then.
     
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  6. Jdbfromnj

    Jdbfromnj Porn Star

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    So being that today is Mohammed's birthday, do Muslims celebrate Mohammedmas?
     
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  7. RandyKnight

    RandyKnight Have Gun, Will Travel

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    A Man's Fairy Tale

    Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"

    The Princess immediately said, "No!"

    And the Prince lived happily ever after,
    and
    rode motorcycles and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women,
    and
    hunted and fished and raced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age
    and
    drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan,
    and
    never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony,
    and
    dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans,
    and
    blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work,
    and
    all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell,
    and
    he had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up.

    The End.
     
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  8. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    1. M4MPetCock
      Wooowww! Females have really taken the concept of "faking it" to a whole new level, huh? Sheesh!

      That's OK. Harry dumped Sally and met a new freak.

       
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      I'll have you know that I have never faked being dead to avoid sex! :D
       
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    3. M4MPetCock
      Well, if she pulls that act too often, when time comes where she wants a little nookie, she's gonna find out the HARD way that, "erections have consequences."

      "Sorry, babe. I've got other plans."

      Why Insects Have Gay Sex

      [​IMG]

      Gives new meaning to "your fly is open." :D

      Open? He's a slut!
       
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  9. M4MPetCock

    M4MPetCock Porn Star Banned!

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    I think I wouldn't mind being there for a sunset like that, sitting in the water, digging my toes in the sand, a Dos Equis sitting next to me. Hell, it's such a nice night, I might even have Tres Equis. :D

    [​IMG]

    Anyway, where is "there" you're wondering? Indiana Dunes National Lakeshore. And the pic is from an article on weatherchannel.com.


    Best Swimming Spot in Every State

    It's from 2015...but it's got some purdy pitchas in it...like that one.
     
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  10. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    Where the fuck did I put my car keys ??? I'm glad my head is screwed on, it might not be on straight but at least it is attached lol.
     
    1. Jdbfromnj
      Did you check the car?
       
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    2. justpassingthru
      LOL, actually you are partly right, my driver pulled it around front already.
       
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  11. Jdbfromnj

    Jdbfromnj Porn Star

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    I lived in Florida for seven years. This is one of an average sunset there.
     
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    1. M4MPetCock
      I've been to a few Key West sunset festivals. Funny how you know exactly what's gonna happen, but each time is still "a beautiful thing". [​IMG]
       
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  12. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    Relax Annie, we already know that women can be evil LOL. :p:eek::bag::oops:

    And, *Bite Me* ;)
     
    1. Lioness
      Watch it, Bunny Boy!! *CHOMP*
       
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  13. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    Is it just a coincidence that I keep getting alerts from clarise and Mr Smith at the same time of day ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    And they both bitch at me for the same things ...

    Maybe I am just overthinking it and they are working stiff peasants that eek out a living while actually having to give a shit about which government is in power fucking them because they weren't smart enough to be financially independent by now LMAO.
     
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    1. Jdbfromnj
      Your very popular.
       
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    2. justpassingthru
      That's a given lol but could they be 2 peas in a pod ???
       
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    3. Jdbfromnj
      Could be. I hear a lot about socks on this forum. I take everyone on this site to be who they say they are. If theyre not, it doesn't affect me anyway. Some members are so obsessed with the authenticity of members that the keep notes on them. I think that way overboard, but to each their own. I look at this place as somewhere to kill time. There are some cool people here too, so that's a bonus.
       
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    4. justpassingthru
      Well said and if they aren't affecting my life in any way they can go about their business. It just bugs me when one sock does something and the other one attacks me for calling them out lol.

      I tend to think they just think the same because ONE person could never be soooooooo fucking stupid LOL.
       
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  14. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    Ever had one of your own farts chase you out of the room LOL ... :eek::eek::eek::bag::oops:
     
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  15. christina2706

    christina2706 Dark Haired Beauty

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    I'd rather be on a beach right now.
     
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  16. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    I see the crazy lady decided to make an appearance above LOL.

    Anyway, did any other peoples moms tell them that if they swallowed watermelon seeds it would grow in their tummy ???

    Just ate the most delicious chilled slice of it, seedless stuff though, Mmmmm
     
    1. Mayling
      Now you made me crave watermelon and I'm going to buy some today . I think.
       
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      My mom use to say that was why ladies had big tommies when preggers.
       
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  17. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Mom said it would grow out of our ears, so I tried it repeatedly.
     
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  18. 69magpie

    69magpie Mischievous Magpie

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    "Crazy lady"???...Christina2706, you've got that wrong.
     
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  19. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    One mans treasure is another mans junk ...

    She has a bug up her ass for me for some reason. She thought it necessary to like every post in the Richief thread but mine (and thinskin) lol.

    Just an aesopstails clone if you ask me !!!
     
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      I owe her FUCK ALL, he was a very close friend of mine here and off this site ... plus I was complimentary to my fallen friend on that thread.

      She can lick my nutsack ...
       
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    3. 69magpie
      You've got a bug up your arse because she didn't "like" your posts.....be geezus Rabbit, that's a bit petty.

      Though she did "like" thinskin but not Ed itor and Freespiritx....think about it, it maybe a Canadian thing.. :rolleyes:
       
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    4. Ed Itor
      Not Like Canucks? Hey we be a friendly people always apologizing when others step on our feet.
       
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    5. justpassingthru
      Actions speak louder than words and when someone acknowledges every other post and skips over a a certain member it speaks volumes but it is all good and we had a nice conversation in private and I withdrew my previous statement.

      You know as well as I how the like option can be a weapon here and all one need do is look in some flaming posts in objection to a differing point of view of those from other members to see the power it has beyond simply being friendly and appreciating a post.

      Plus I like to dispel that silly rumor that all Canadians are polite and courteous. My nasty side must come from having lived in Dallas for so many years previously. ;):p:rolleyes:

      That or my brains are just scrambled lol. :eek:
       
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    6. TwoCards
      Jesus JPT, get over yourself. Didn't know we were running a popularity contest here. News flash, not everyone will like you in this life. So what. Anyone that looks for affirmation here is without a life. Nobody here has an opinion that matters in real life...not your life, mine, or anyone. When did you get so butthurt? You used to have thicker skin. What happened?
       
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