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    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

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  1. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    Oh here's a fact.... I'm the Wiz!
     
    1. Ed Itor
      Geeze, I don't know if that is such a good thing to brag about or did you mean you took a wiz?
       
      Ed Itor, Feb 3, 2018
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      Wafarer and Sia. like this.
    2. user 326
      It's from Seinfeld.
       
      user 326, Feb 3, 2018
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  2. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Did you know that Stephen Hawking held a party open to all in 2009 but only publicized the invites after it was over? This way, only time travelers would attend.
    Nobody showed.....
     
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    1. naughtyguy4u
      Sorry, but my flux capacitor was on the fritz!
       
      naughtyguy4u, Feb 3, 2018
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    2. user 326
      Sounds like you need some plutonium, Marty... err @naughtyguy4u
       
      user 326, Feb 3, 2018
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  3. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    Maybe it's because I'm more grown these days but I really don't get the appeal of doing things online that are the equivalent of smearing shit all over the walls.

    I've always been the type to make fun of myself or lightly poke fun rather than be malicious towards others.

    But that's just me.
     
    1. Wafarer
      I do both, depending on whose the poster. Some set themselves up, and a `poke' in good fun. Others, see their ignorance as a point of view, i.e the p.c type, which are foes to me irw, so I see them here and let loose the vitriol. Both can be satisfying.
       
      Wafarer, Feb 5, 2018
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  4. Ed Itor

    Ed Itor dusted

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    [​IMG]
     
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  5. thestrangerinyou

    thestrangerinyou cookiemonster

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    my random thoughts right now are boobs boobs boobs i like boobs big boos little boobs all boobs i like to play with boobs to suck them to hold them to motorboat them boobs boobs boobs i like boobs.
     
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    1. Wafarer
      Maybe you need a visit to the `Titty Twister' re: From dusk till dawn' good flick if you have seen it.
       
      Wafarer, Feb 5, 2018
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    2. Ed Itor
      When I was young a boob was:

      noun
      1. a stupid person; fool; dunce.
      2. (British): a blunder; mistake.

      verb       (used without object)
      3. (British): to blunder.
       
      Ed Itor, Feb 7, 2018
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  6. sirnikperv

    sirnikperv Newcumer

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    Reading this stuff was fun, yet now I'm done. Kitty cat, to eat I like that. And if the pussy has got no fur, I can't help but purr. I love to kiss and bite, and if it's tight, fuck all night. So for now that's all I got, for my random thoughts.
     
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    1. Wafarer
      `Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly smelly cat... its not your fault!'
       
      Wafarer, Feb 5, 2018
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    2. Ed Itor
      So do you defur yours for the ladies or is it one sided?
       
      Ed Itor, Feb 7, 2018
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    3. Ed Itor
      • Damn slow upload.
       
      Ed Itor, Feb 7, 2018
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  7. Capt_Howdy469

    Capt_Howdy469 Sex Lover

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    I left the Catholic church a few years ago despite being very involved in my parish. I was a Catechist for adult RCIA; Lector; Eucharistic minister etc.
    I suffer from bipolar disorder and was recently diagnosed. Well, God bless their little hearts, they couldnt wait to tell everyone. I was pissed.

    So I called them out. Told them they were hypocrites and they better get their collective shit together.They didn't like that.

    Anyway, I moved on started getting into philosophy- Nietzche, Kierkegaard
    And started following the lunar cycles. Holy shit! Now every time I turn around
    1:11,3:33 or 4:44 synchronicity is telling me what...? Right path?
     
    1. Rixer
      Blaze your own trail.
       
      Rixer, Feb 4, 2018
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  8. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Okay, so we're in the grocery store yesterday and as I'm standing in line there is a rack of Altoids for sale. :rolleyes:

    Well after hearing about the Altoids trick here, what choice did I have? I slipped them in the basket.:thumbsup:

    News at 11.
     
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  9. low_key

    low_key Sex Lover

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    I've found a nice pull-up bar. I'm happy.
     
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  10. Massacre-

    Massacre- Porno Junky

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    Why the fuck do males tell females to smile, especially when the females are at a job? My job is not to look pleasant for you, my job is to take care of the problems. I just happen to have resting bitch face. Also, smiling causes wrinkles. I don't see you walking up to any males working and saying the same "Oh you should smile more" bs.
    A rant, brought to you by Massacre-.
     
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    1. Ed Itor
      I do.
      They tell you to smile because it will eentuaaly make you think happy thoughts, make you live longer qand finally nobody likes a grimmy gus around them.

      So smile and make them worry about what you are up to.:nailbiting:
       
      Ed Itor, Feb 4, 2018
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    2. user 326
      I completely agree, actually. It's one thing if it's a kindly old man. If it isn't, it's an attempt to objectify you or most likely a weak, indirect way of coming onto you.
       
      user 326, Feb 4, 2018
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    3. Wafarer
      Smiling causes wrinkles? This is vain. As for the requests to smile, as being something negative, sometimes those on the job don't look like they wish to be there, `misery marys' who should smile more, its good for business. I have heard it from both sexes.
       
      Wafarer, Feb 5, 2018
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    4. fantasyAddict669
      -scratches head- I get told to smile more all the time.
       
      fantasyAddict669, Feb 15, 2018
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  11. imported__2355

    imported__2355 Ungodly Intelligent And Attractive

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    According to Sam Monfort, a doctoral student in Human Factors and Applied Cognition at George Mason University, UFO reports in the US are hitting an all time high, with almost 105,000 reports made in the past 100 years. He attributes this to the expansion of internet access. You need a connection to the net to file a report

    The truth is still out there. And maybe right here.

    https://www.google.com/amp/www.foxn...htings-hit-all-time-high-report-says.amp.html
     
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  12. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    Sorry for the depressing post but RIP Edwin Jackson.

    The Colts linebacker was killed by a drunk driver. He was 26.
     
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  13. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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  14. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    Pretty sure I got a contact high from all the weed smoke today haha

    Still smell like it. Definitely time for a shower.
     
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  15. divel

    divel peachy panda

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    It's was way to warm for February today!! Should have Sun tanned!!
     
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    1. user 326
      Lucky.

      It was freezing here.
       
      user 326, Feb 9, 2018
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  16. steinar

    steinar Sex Lover

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    -15 cold and lot of snow in norway
     
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