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  1. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    I wish I could remember my original random thought, but...

    You can put whatever you want on your pizza - just don't put pineapple on mine.

    Funny how when you order several pizzas for a group and some people want pineapple - it's the sausage and pepperoni that is gone the quickest and the pineapple just sits there drying out in the box.
     
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    1. deegenerate
      I said that to this woman at work that insisted on getting one with ham and pineapple, and then she proceeded to eat all of the pepperoni slices.
       
      deegenerate, Dec 14, 2021
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    2. latecomer91364
      Hahaha - yep - I remember back in the day when I went into the office and we ordered pizzas. If I was too busy and went down to the kitchen later - it was just bullshit pizza left over - pineapple, broccoli - whatever the fuck
       
      latecomer91364, Dec 14, 2021
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    3. tenguy
      Every three or four pizzas, we get one with pineapple, bacon and ham, but never from dominos, only from Jet’s. They also do a killer BBQ sauce, with chicken and pineapple pizza.
       
      tenguy, Dec 14, 2021
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  2. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    Why do I have 3,000 guitar picks and 11 straps? Am I a hoarder?
     
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    2. phxbi_bear80
      Only if you don't know how to play the guitar!!! :D
       
      phxbi_bear80, Dec 15, 2021
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    3. Ed Itor
      So I'll ask what the others are skipping around.
      Do you have a guitar?
       
      Ed Itor, Dec 16, 2021
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    4. dinny
      77 to be exact... Gibsons, Fenders, Gretschs... I was going to be a fucking rock star till Uncle Sam took my choices away from me and gave me a rifle instead. Fuck 'em, I still had fun.
       
      dinny, Dec 16, 2021
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    5. aesopstails
      @Ed Itor
      I have four, but I’m thinking of selling the 12-string because I don’t really use it very often.
       
      aesopstails, Dec 16, 2021
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    6. dinny
      Hang on to it. Have three banjos and haven't played them in years, but I'm not dead yet. Never can tell when you want to play the odd Irish Rovers tune.
       
      dinny, Dec 17, 2021
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  3. dinny

    dinny Bot sez wha?

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    If you're having holidays with the family a wondering about a good conversation starter try: 'Do any of you realize that 50,000 years ago, Politician was the second item on the menu around the fire every night. Guess nobody wanted leftovers then either.
     
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  4. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    I just mailed 2 flying fucks.
     
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    1. deegenerate
      Hahaha! I ordered some of those so I can share them as needed! lol
       
      deegenerate, Dec 14, 2021
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    2. StrawberryCupcake
      I actually ordered a second set lol.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Dec 14, 2021
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  5. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I wonder if going up stairs is awkward for peope with very large feet?
    I was noticing that the stair treads in my house are just deep enough for my foot, so people with huge feet would not be able to put their foot all the way down on them.
     
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    1. phxbi_bear80
      It is sometimes. Often barely half my foot can fit on the step!
       
      phxbi_bear80, Dec 16, 2021
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    2. tenguy
      Narrow treaded stairs are often called ladders.
       
      tenguy, Dec 16, 2021
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  6. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    All of the other reindeer
    Used to laugh and call him names
    They never let poor Rudolph
    Join in any reindeer games

    Then one foggy Christmas Eve
    Rudolph grabbed an AK-47
    Went into the reindeer shed
    And blew those bastards straight to heaven
     
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  7. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    :eek:
     
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  8. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I wonder why “dickhead” is an insult. Does it mean you’re the head of a dick? Or your head looks like a dick? What if your foot looks like a dick? Would you be called “dickfoot?”
     
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      I don’t look at being called a :dickhead: as an insult. I happen to find it very flattering.
       
      Jack Mine, Dec 16, 2021
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    3. Ed Itor
      I use to know a Richard Head and he didn't like being called Richard so we called him ... Rick.
      Seriously it never dawned on him why we didn't call him Dick until one of the girls explained it to him.
       
      Ed Itor, Dec 16, 2021
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    4. dinny
      My wife uses it interchangably with asshole. But, then she was a sailor... and from New Jersey.
       
      dinny, Dec 26, 2021
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    5. dinny
      Or something like that.
       
      dinny, Dec 26, 2021
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    6. paulavettbrothers
      I wish I could tap winner and funny! That post was both!
       
      paulavettbrothers, Dec 26, 2021
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  9. TheGreatAndMightyQ

    TheGreatAndMightyQ Porno Junky

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    So on the rare occasion when Good Friday and Friday the 13th happen to be on the same day what exactly happens? I mean do they like just cancel each other out or what?
     
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    1. luv2be.evil420
      I would think Jesus trumps Friday the 13th mojo...if you believe in that sort of thing :)
       
      luv2be.evil420, Dec 16, 2021
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    2. paulavettbrothers
      Yep!
       
      paulavettbrothers, Dec 26, 2021
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  10. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    I’m feeling a little prickly tonight :hilarious:
     
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    1. luv2be.evil420
      Zing!
       
      luv2be.evil420, Dec 16, 2021
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    2. paulavettbrothers
      I feel that way a lot. I do my best to disengage.
       
      paulavettbrothers, Dec 26, 2021
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  11. Brody0420

    Brody0420 Porn Surfer

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    Just thinking about space, how little we really are. We are just specks on a rock. Time will erase everything we ever achieve as humans and that makes me wonder if anything we do is truly important.
     
    1. dinny
      Important, possibly. Permanent, never.
       
      dinny, Dec 26, 2021
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  12. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    My alarm hasn’t gone off yet. Baby shark wants to know who woke me up.
    C84AAF28-E14C-4B8C-9418-C1EF1793B242.jpeg
     
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  13. deleted user 22123213

    deleted user 22123213 Sinfully Classy

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    Sitting in the ER again , praying it’s not internal bleeding
     
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    1. tenguy
      Wish you well.
       
      tenguy, Dec 16, 2021
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    2. latecomer91364
      I hope it all turns out to be okay.
       
      latecomer91364, Dec 17, 2021
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    3. submissively speaking
      Hang in there, CG. ❤️
       
      submissively speaking, Dec 17, 2021
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    4. paulavettbrothers
      It wasn’t me!!
       
      paulavettbrothers, Dec 26, 2021
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  14. hornybigguy68

    hornybigguy68 Porn Star

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    images.jpeg

    12/17
     
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    1. Cherrypop
      Yesssssss!!!!!
       
      Cherrypop, Dec 17, 2021
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  15. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    4 hours sleep - this is going to be one long ass day
     
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  16. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    On Good Friday the 13th, Jason kills Jesus.
     
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    1. TheGreatAndMightyQ
      Oh, well that would explain how it is that Jason is able to keep resurrecting himself. Gots himself a lil secret stash of Jesus' blood from where he stabbed him.
       
      TheGreatAndMightyQ, Dec 17, 2021
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  17. Salina

    Salina Sex Machine

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    Why does she looks SO lovely today?!
     
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