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  1. ncsubcd6997

    ncsubcd6997 Porn Star

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    Taco Bell was one of my fave fast food spots......... BUT if every location eliminates the human aspect and FORCES you to order through the electronic "menus" (which are often annoying to figure out), I might start to eliminate them as a possibility when out and about.
     
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    1. deegenerate
      They installed those at the one near me, o now I only go through the drive through. They still take my order that way.
       
      deegenerate, Oct 12, 2024
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    2. ncsubcd6997
      I thought about that but there were like 6 cars in the drive through
       
      ncsubcd6997, Oct 12, 2024
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    3. ncsubcd6997
      I mean, I wanted to eat there, but I thought about going through the drive through just to get my order but then taking it in lol
       
      ncsubcd6997, Oct 12, 2024
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    4. WantSumCandyLittleGirl
      They are in all the Mickey D’s down here. I refuse to use them anywhere.
       
      WantSumCandyLittleGirl, Oct 16, 2024
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  2. TsNitra

    TsNitra Porn Surfer

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    hmmm shouldn't pegging should just be called as it is getting fucked
     
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    1. tenguy
      You’ve got that pegged.
       
      tenguy, Oct 12, 2024
      #link
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  3. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    So who invented the comb?
    If at one point every one had ungroomed hair,
    What made one think, gee i should have neater hair?
     
    • Like Like x 1
    1. tenguy
      Since they’ve only been around for 10,000 years, Elliot might know the guy. @Dearelliot
       
      tenguy, Oct 12, 2024
      #link
    #36623
  4. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    So much threads about incest & beastiality
    They should have their own section(s).
     
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    • Disagree Disagree x 1
    1. StrawberryCupcake
      They should be deleted.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 15, 2024
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    2. phxbi_bear80
      I find it distateful on a similar level to acts with minors, as any creature is innocent. The fact animals con not feel complex emotions like humans, doesn't make the act any less disturbing
       
      phxbi_bear80, Oct 15, 2024
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  5. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    My house smells like green apple…
     
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    1. NiteWalker
      Mine smells like the Apple Crisp I just took out of the oven!:p
       
      NiteWalker, Oct 15, 2024
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    2. StrawberryCupcake
      Mine is floor cleaner lol.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 15, 2024
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  6. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Right when I was going to get a bath, my sister called me. I answered the phone and we talked for over an hour and a half. I tried to let her go multiple times. I even texted my husband and he laughed at me.

    Yeah, it’s genetic…
     
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  7. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Would a prawn cracker with goat cheese on it be considered a land and sea snack?
     
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    1. tiramizuzan
      surf ‘n’ turf perhaps..?
       
      tiramizuzan, Oct 15, 2024
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    2. StrawberryCupcake
      I thought it might be in weird countries.:p
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 15, 2024
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    3. tiramizuzan
      ⛺️☎️️
       
      tiramizuzan, Oct 15, 2024
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    4. StrawberryCupcake
      You used to call me on my tent phone. Sing that and see if you still like me.:biggrin:
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 15, 2024
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    5. tiramizuzan
      yes… I have snort laughed now

      ring ring
      telephone thing

      ♨️
       
      tiramizuzan, Oct 15, 2024
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  8. Mizkait

    Mizkait Porn Surfer

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    I've hda this thought since steam put it clearly we don't own our games. Doesn't this make piracy software preservation?
     
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    1. phxbi_bear80
      Being a computer genius since before they had operating systems...I have always owned all the games, and software, and systems, and networks and I could go on.
      It makes me feel better knowing that they are even more blatant with their price gouging for incomplete games, loot boxes and other "in app/game" purchases, and of course requiring to be online for no reason whatsoever.
       
      phxbi_bear80, Oct 15, 2024
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  9. mstrman

    mstrman Porn Star

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    462552128_477575158643547_442562039252483781_n.jpg
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      You also get hungry if you run out of cheese.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 15, 2024
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    2. deegenerate
      Words to live by!
       
      deegenerate, Oct 15, 2024
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    3. mstrman
      I try.
       
      mstrman, Oct 15, 2024
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  10. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    What is the point of making a pizza salad if you cut up a slice of pizza and put it in the salad?

    Congratulations. You just ruined pizza and a salad.
     
    1. submissively speaking
      Wtf is a pizza salad?
       
      submissively speaking, Oct 15, 2024
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    2. StrawberryCupcake
      It was a salad with a cut up slice of pizza, peppers, onions, olives, pepperoni, and ranch I think.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 15, 2024
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    3. submissively speaking
      That sounds to me like someone asked AI for a menu idea.
       
      submissively speaking, Oct 15, 2024
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    4. StrawberryCupcake
      She might have. It was a YouTube video I saw.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 15, 2024
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    5. deegenerate
      That does sound strange!
       
      deegenerate, Oct 16, 2024
      #link
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  11. joy0093

    joy0093 Porno Junky

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    Football players who spat and caught live cam.
    (cringey)
     
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    • Agree Agree x 1
    #36631
  12. SoutheastUSofA

    SoutheastUSofA Adorably adorable

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    I wonder what the official job title is of the guy that stuffs pimentos into olives.
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
    1. StrawberryCupcake
      Olive injection technician. Duh.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 15, 2024
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    2. submissively speaking
      He loves it when you call him Big Stuffa
       
      submissively speaking, Oct 15, 2024
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    3. StrawberryCupcake
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 15, 2024
      #link
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  13. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    I still have quite a bit of leftover turkey dinner and I have a monster serving of tomato soup.

    However, the pasta roller and cutter attachment for my KitchenAid stand mixer arrived today. Of course I want to try it out, I’m excited to use it!

    But then the leftovers go uneaten. And I’m still quite ill. Definitely not at my best.

    Conundrum.
     
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    2. StrawberryCupcake
      Something to look forward to tomorrow.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 15, 2024
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    3. Sweetpassion
      Sorry you’re sick. I agree with Cupcake. Soup and rest!
       
      Sweetpassion, Oct 15, 2024
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    4. submissively speaking
      Yes mamas :shy:
       
      submissively speaking, Oct 15, 2024
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    5. StrawberryCupcake
      Haha. We ganged up on you because we love you.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 15, 2024
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    6. Sweetpassion
      Not to be confused with love bombing.:laugh:
       
      Sweetpassion, Oct 15, 2024
      #link
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  14. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    Glad Jake E. Lee survived being shot this morning
     
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    2. StrawberryCupcake
      Are you really going to make me google it?
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 16, 2024
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    3. Prowler86
      He's a guitar player, he played with Ozzy in the 80's and started a band called Badlands after that (they put out a couple of albums). He's had another band called Red Dragon Cartel the last several years, but he hasn't played recently due to wrist issues.
       
      Prowler86, Oct 16, 2024
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    4. StrawberryCupcake
      Thank you Google lol.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 16, 2024
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    5. latecomer91364
      Wow! That's fucked up. I didn't see anything about it on the news. I hope they find out what it was all about. If it was random, that is way beyond fucked up.

      They never caught the guy who shot Larry Carlton in 1988, and have no motives to this day. Larry survived after rehabilitation, but he was never the same player he was still good, but the brilliance of 'Mulberry Street' was gone forever.
       
      latecomer91364, Oct 16, 2024
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    6. phxbi_bear80
      That's messed up! Great guitar player, and it's a shame.
       
      phxbi_bear80, Oct 17, 2024
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  15. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    I want head pats for not bringing up the pineapple on pizza debate in Unpopular Opinions :p
     
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    2. deegenerate
      You're so well disciplined!
       
      deegenerate, Oct 16, 2024
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    3. phxbi_bear80
      Didn't take the easy bait...good for you, you've earned all the pats!
       
      phxbi_bear80, Oct 17, 2024
      #link
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  16. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    Okay...do we all know what "Rule 34" is? I'll save you the Google if you don't, but it means for everything that exists, there is a porn for it...

    So, what's the over/under on the porn industry making a P Diddy style of porn? Not one that's similar, as a sex party can cover a lot of it, but one that has something that screams "P Diddy"
     
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  17. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Get you a bestie whose insomnia matches yours.
     
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  18. The real Tulsa King

    The real Tulsa King Sex Lover

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    If cheese is just a loaf of milk then has loaf effectively lost its primary connection to bread?
     
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  19. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    You know, I find it rather unconscionable that it’s peak cuddle season - trees changing colour, fire in the woodstove and hot cocoa kind of weather - and I’ve yet to be cuddled.

    Rude.
     
    • Like Like x 2
    • Empathize Empathize x 1
    1. StrawberryCupcake
      I’ll cuddle you.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 19, 2024
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    2. submissively speaking
      ❤️
       
      submissively speaking, Oct 19, 2024
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    #36639
  20. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    I’m watching “I am a Killer” on Netflix
     
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