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  1. unhappy_mudkip

    unhappy_mudkip Porn Star

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    There is a place where the sidewalk ends
    And before the street begins,
    And there the grass grows soft and white,
    And there the sun burns crimson bright,
    And there the moon-bird rests from his flight
    To cool in the peppermint wind.

    Let us leave this place where the smoke blows black
    And the dark street winds and bends.
    Past the pits where the asphalt flowers grow
    We shall walk with a walk that is measured and slow,
    And watch where the chalk-white arrows go
    To the place where the sidewalk ends.

    Yes we'll walk with a walk that is measured and slow,
    And we'll go where the chalk-white arrows go,
    For the children, they mark, and the children, they know
    The place where the sidewalk ends.

    --Shel Silverstein
     
  2. the fox

    the fox A Feisty little Animal

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    I dont balive anything beats the first grudge film
     
  3. oktober1917

    oktober1917 Amateur

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    Russian revolution of 1917 ^^
     
  4. PatronofPorn

    PatronofPorn Porn Fairy's Apprentice

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    WHY DONT I READ THE GOODAMN MOTHERFUCKING CUNT GARGLING FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT INFO!!!
     
  5. PatronofPorn

    PatronofPorn Porn Fairy's Apprentice

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  6. QuietTemptress

    QuietTemptress Porn Star

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    this isnt good. i dont want her to come, just want to sleep. bah
    at least i have more time now.
     
  7. Igor

    Igor Porn Star

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    In bed advertisements people can be seen doing normal things when preparing to turn in; brushing their teeth, lounging casually reading a book, etc. The only problem is - Why don't they have any sheets on their beds? Does that strike anybody else as odd?
     
  8. seeminglysatisfied

    seeminglysatisfied Интеллектуальные крестьянских

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    Listen, hear he is inside
    One who lives while others lie
    I close my eyes and walk a thousand years
    A thousand years that aren't mine
    It seems he's near me when I walk
    One who loved what love denied
    He lives these years that I walk blind
    All these years can not be mine


    -Soundgarden
     
  9. the fox

    the fox A Feisty little Animal

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    A little Rant on charity

    So I know I seem heartless when I say this but im so fed up with children I need not that I have a problem with giving to charity. But people are losing the homes all over England and they are still begging for cash from us.

    Its bad enough that we have to go through it each year but I don’t like to be guilt tripped in to giving away money. Using kids on adverts to get us to give money when we cant hold our head above water.

    I mean someone approached me when walking through town asking me to give monthly payments to help….Monthly get fucked I work hard for what I get

    And then when I say sorry I cant give that they still want all my details.

    And then are disgusted when I don’t

    If children in need was good I may be more tempted but just when I start to enjoy it I get another movie trying to get more money from me
     
  10. RedRain4

    RedRain4 I Invented Sex

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    Love ya! Now that wasnt so hard.
     
  11. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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  12. Igor

    Igor Porn Star

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    Several weeks ago I sent Denise Van Outen some of my pubic hair and a photocopy of my penis, yet she still hasn't had the decency to reply.

    Isn't it about time some of these so-called 'celebrities' looked down from their ivory towers and realised that it is borderline psychotics like me who made them what they are today?
     
  13. PatronofPorn

    PatronofPorn Porn Fairy's Apprentice

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    You really do find the oddest shit in the most unexpected locations. I came across this on an image thread intended for displaying the natural beauty of flowers.

     
  14. seeminglysatisfied

    seeminglysatisfied Интеллектуальные крестьянских

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    How is this for random?

    [​IMG]
     
  15. RedRain4

    RedRain4 I Invented Sex

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    I am sick of Erectial dysfunction commercials.......

    Im sorry but when u hve to consetly flip from station to station just to get away from it....

    Please man if ur dick isn't getting wood go to the damn doctor....
     
  16. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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  17. anon y mouse

    anon y mouse The Mouse that Roars

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    Just a note on travelin ...

    Why is it we are always wishin we was somewhere else, then we moan at parkin at airports,
    and then we moan theres a delay on the flight,
    then we moan we sat next to some fat git,
    then we moan we cant get a taxi the other end,
    then we moan the cost of the fare,
    then we moan the hotel isnt what it advertied,
    then we moan we wished we stayed home.
     
  18. tris0h0h7

    tris0h0h7 Porn Surfer

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    yeh
     
  19. Emily23XXX

    Emily23XXX Studette

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    i miss her sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
     
  20. 9i9i9i

    9i9i9i Porn Surfer

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    Feel complete willingness to experience joy!