cool stuff

 

The more I cum, the more I want to cum.

 

It's amazing what 4 hours of cutting off the cell phone, lying in bed, and loving someone can do to ease the soul. Alas though, now it's back to reality.

 

+1 :rose:

 

aargh, I'm going to be alone this coming week

 

I wonder where I'll be travelling next week

 

Nice to see you 'O'

I don't ask, I demand

 

lol I found some pretty funny stuff on Google searches... These were actually popular search trends from past months...













Reference: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/

I don't know but there may be some inclination to question humanity there... :laughing:

 

A friend of a friend of a friend was working on his old Ford truck and one of the fan blades broke off and sliced his neck.. He made it to the landline phone in his cabin , and was able to call 911, but bled to death before help arrived.. There was blood all over the place.

I'm glad my old truck is an International, and not a killer Ford.

 

I hope I'm not getting a cold

 

Ohhh .
My first car was a Ford, but since then, I've heard FORD was an acronym for: Found On the Road Dead.

 

Sitting in a double garage at my place is a beautiful, ancient, silver-gray 1984 Ford Ltd Crown Victoria-- tinted windows, new viny roof, new tires . Fuel injected, computer controlled, 1/2 inch thick all chrome-steel bumpers, all power. I could live in the trunk-- 79,000 miles. on it... every time I LOOK at it I get a hard on.

Every time I drive it somewhere it has to be towed.

Is life fair?

 

Holy fucking shitty cock tits in the moment that Pauling dis-fucking-covered the shitty cock ass cunt licking sucker shit that ass the titty-fuck cunny cunt cunter-breath!

 

Or fix or repair daily.

I used to love my Jeep Wrangler and was considering getting another one. But Jeep is owned by Chrysler, which is now owned by Fiat, which stands for fix it again, Tony.

((shudders))

 

Sympathy ++++++++ for any forum users / or their friends who might have been caught up in gas fire in was it SAN FRANCISCO? where ever it is not good

 

If a woman whose husband goes off to play golf is a golf widow, what do you call someone whose hubby has gone off to walk the Scottish hills? (No he's not a Monroe bagger)

 

Available! :excited::rose:

 

...and then there was the young guy who came out to the desert to stay in his parents old cabin to see if he could shake Meth, and was bitten by a spider and died in Ranch Mirage at the medical center there, two days later.

 

Speaking of spiders, I thought my little spider in the plant on the shelf above the sink was dead and I felt somewhat sad. I hadn't seen it in a couple of days, but it was back up in its usual spot this afternoon. I have no idea what or if it is eating, but in one way, I wish it could catch the FREAKIN DAMN crickets that are jumping around inside the house. They make me scream and not in a good way!! But on the other hand, I wouldn't want a spider that big in my house, either.

 

so sleepy