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  1. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    fuck me it was be boring in the north of england as well

    Guys we are on a porn site and arguing about the merits of spelling supercouldn'tgivafuck!
     
  2. J.A.W.

    J.A.W. Sex Machine

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    . . . must resist . . . mustn't give in . . . to OCD . . . Oh, what the hell,

    um diddel iddel iddel um diddly eye,
    um diddel iddel iddel um diddly eye,

    (So I listened to a record with that song about once a week between the ages of 9 and 12, and I can recite all the Mary Poppins lyrics from memory. So what?)
     
  3. WandaFull

    WandaFull Porn Surfer

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    obstreperous
     
  4. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Each to his own man, each to his own!

    I've never choked my chicken to mary poppins (YET)
     
  5. Rockprincess

    Rockprincess Celestial Princess

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    I can't your married...I can think about it though.:eek: ..Do I qualify for the porn site...????????????
     
  6. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    class word - i bet you're a solicitor?
     
  7. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Oh yes!
     
  8. manoftc

    manoftc Porn Surfer

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    Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?

    Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

    Floccinaucinihilipilification?

    and on a shorter note, Zugzwang, kibble, zabra.

    and yes, they are all real words, and yes, I know what they all mean.
    (you'll have to excuse the spelling if I've got it wrong)
     
  9. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    I think you need to get out more - come to the south of england and we'll go have a beer and get you to let your hair down!
     
  10. Rockprincess

    Rockprincess Celestial Princess

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    Can I come along and let my hair down???:eek:
     
  11. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Which type of hair are we talking about?
     
  12. WandaFull

    WandaFull Porn Surfer

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    Naw, sorry. But it is one of my favourites. Think the short version is "stroppy" and I've been that a few times.
     
  13. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Well strops it is then - the solicitor thing is just an unfulfilled fantasy!





    peanut
     
  14. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Take some caster oil, and eat plenty of bran
     
  15. manoftc

    manoftc Porn Surfer

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    I don't have hair, I'm bald, and I'm only 22, which kinda sucks,
    but then again I'm married to a beautiful woman, and have a very beautiful daughter.
    Which would account for the lack of getting out ;)

    alas, they were words learnt at school, our biology teacher had us find out what Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis actually meant, he betted that no-one would ne anle to manage it, I was one of three (out of thirty) that managed it :oops:
     
  16. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Good on ya mate - I could almost like you, but you're gonna be a Man C or Man U fan
     
  17. WandaFull

    WandaFull Porn Surfer

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    Yep sorry BB, kinda have liked to be your fantasy ;-) but we don't have solicitor's in this part of the world. Better luck to you your end.
     
  18. Rockprincess

    Rockprincess Celestial Princess

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    I just thought we were going to get drunk....
     
  19. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    That sounds like a great place to be - they're all bloodsuckers anyway. Are you in South Africa at the moment?
     
  20. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Darn - crashed and burned again