She should be afraid, very, very afraid! All those lovely, lovely sheep.

 

WSF - I am a little scared that you 1. went searching for that picture and 2. what else did you see in your hunt for that picture.

BUT.... That was one of the funniest pictures I have ever seen. I'm assuming it was a halloween costume. Because if it wasn't, I don't want to even try to speculate as to what is going on.

 

He was just trying to help that poor sheep over the fence.

 

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I remembered seeing it somewhere (probably on an AZ and smc thread ), so I searched "man with sheep costume" and got a collection of awful male Halloween costumes.

At least I did't post the one of the guy dressed like a tampon.

 

I am glad you didn't post the Male Tampon for two reasons. First, I don't think anyone needs a visual of that, especially women; wait maybe it's especially men. Second, this thread is too good to have it derailed by F**ked up costumes.

 

So this week were going to go for three nights in a row, but got invited out. So we went for it the night after. Yesterday we went out for the day - so the days went went sex - sex - night out - sex - day out.

The walk round the gardens we went to turned into a stroll from bench to bench, and I dozed off on almost every one. After the drive home I was so drained that when Mr Babe asked if I wanted pizza I replied 'I'll drink some if you put it in front of me' and went to bed shortly after, about 3 hours earlier than normal. I was literally shagged out.

 

You say that like it's a bad thing.

 

Haha - no, merely a statement of fact. It's raining today, do you think we can do it again?

 

Well NE Man and I have had two nights in a row. :excited: Luckily what happened on Friday night didn't impede Saturday nights fun.

Friday night-

At 12:30, I get a hand reaching over to fondle something. The tell tale sign that sex will soon be coming, or cumming.

Towards the end of our loving, we end up with my head hanging off the bed, and him standing in front of me. I asked him if he wanted something a little different. Once I had a good rhythm going, I reached both arms around his waist and started rubbing his legs. Then I took my pocket rocket (mini vibrator) and started to run it up and down his testicles. In short order, his legs start to shake, he then goes off, and on "wiggly" legs stumbles back, slips on a pillow (that was thrown there earlier), and makes a most ungraceful fall. Luckily he fell on to the couch near the bed and didn't really hurt himself.

 

Oh dear NEW - they don't call it a 'knee trembler' for nothing. Perhaps the male members can tell us how risky it is having sex standing without support

BTW - four times in six days is a bit of a record for us

 

Well, it's the first time I've visited this thread, and it's hugely interesting. Well done to the lovely Cija for such a brilliant idea: real sex.

Ok - here goes. Last night was the first time in over a week that Mrs Me4 and I made smiles. By and large, it tends to be similar each time, but that's no bad thing, as we both know what we like. Commencement consists kissing (no great surprise), with fondling and teasing her puss. It then progresses to oral - me doing her at first. Last night I began penetration on top, but received a request to turn over. The song "LAID" by "James" springs to mind; it contains the lyrics: The bed is on fire with passionate love; the neighbours complain about the noises above, but she only cums when she's on top." That's Mrs Me4. I have to say that it was great, although this morning I noticed a small mark on my neck. That's going to take some explaining at work tomorrow.

 

My wife has decided that she has been too tired for sex for the last couple of weeks now. She does put up with spooning. She lets me masturbate between her legs. A little pre come makes her legs slippery enough for me to get off after she has fallen asleep. Not nearly as good as the real thing and I'm still trying to decide if it's better than nothing.

 

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Wow, that guy has been at her a loooong time and still can't make her cum.

 

Well if you want my opinion, and even if you don't, here it goes...

I would think it would be better than nothing. At least you are with another person and not alone with your hand.

The trick is, after you have your release. Tell her you want to be gentlemanly and clean her up. Be sure to do a really thorough job and maybe it will stimulate her enough to be interested in more.

 

It's been awhile. And it's been a good long while since my last good time. I'm tired of masturbating. I mean, it's a ton of fun, but cuddling afterwards is a little difficult.

Although I have to say I'm very intrigued by the Hitachi Wand that NEW and Cija were talking about. I like stronger sensations, so it sounds like it might be just the thing. Probably won't cuddle with me either ....

 

If you like strong sensations this is the product for you....

BTW, I'm not sure if you'll even notice not cuddling afterwards, you will cum so hard, you might pass out. :excited:

 

Interesting idea. Might work too if she would actually stay awake. Waking her up...not such a good idea.

 

Another way to look at it though is we can make sexual relations and sex more pleasurable in the bedroom. Take for example how Max (from East enders) enjoys a romp in the lovely hotel with his ex. You don't have to knee someone in the groin but if you go down that route its called...'slave sex' or violent sex.

Pornstars have passion, if it was just for the money, the wouldn't be able to launch unless he took a blue pill.