We take it in turns to wear it where it's intended to be worn. Great fun for all

 

Maybe I should wear one, my only "sailor" hat is a Greek Sailors hat, I don't think I want to wear that for sex.

 

I'm imagining it's like the first one. I don't know quite what it was, but the hat instantly 'peaked' my imagination :excited:

 

I've written this before, but it seems just right for this thread. Wife and I reach orgasm, me on top, now relax, not ready to separate yet. Wife coughs accidentally squeezing me . I lightheartedly complain. She chuckles, accidentally squeezing me again. Whilst thrusting forward to stay in, I insist "Don't laugh" which, of course has exactly the wrong effect. Soon we are both giggling furiously , me trying to stay in, until eventually a gale of laughter and much more vaginal squeezing evicts me forcefully along with a pool of cum and lube. Thats real sex, not always the serious stuff on the videos.

 

Perfect!

Thank you.

 

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Oh - so thats what they mean by 'always wash from front to back' in the women's health advice leaflet !

 

I have a cute little two incher

In the heat of passion it may grow to 2-1/2 inches, but it is still about like spaghetti that has been boiled for an hour. Now if I can find someone into blow jobs.... Fucking simply doesn't work.

 

Hold on a minute please. Am I missing something?

People have real sex

 

Real sex? It's been so long since I've had real sex, I've forgotten what it feels like. It has been over over a year and a half since my wife blurted out "I just don't have the desire. maybe it will come back soon." Hell, its not like we are old(53 & 51) or too busy. If the "desire" doesn't come back soon, I don't know what I'm going to do!

 

My last sex was disappointing it was with a new partner (wont be seeing him again) He announced once we were in bed that he takes anti-depressants and so has a hard time cumming. He was so enthralled by my shaved wet pussy he spent more time fingering me than anything else despite me telling him I needed/wanted his cock inside me! I love to be touched but I really really love the guys cock in me more than anything.

He was rough I had to stop him on more than one occasion, I rode him and I did cum but I just would have preferred a better experience all round. This was about a week ago - so I'm on the prowl for somebody who can give me pleasure and who I can pleasure too

 

Two whole days and no one has been in here knocking on your door? I am losing faith in our resident pervs.

 

Porn is educational; sexual repressed diversions are not

A plee for ignorance?

" And although they have a thousand ways of doing harm, and have tried ever since their downfall to bring about schisms in the Church, to disable charity, to infect with the gall of envy the sweetness of the acts of the Saints, and in every way to subvert and perturb the human race; yet their power remains confined to the privy parts and the navel. See Job xli. For through the wantonness of the flesh they have much power over men; and in men the source of wantonness lies in the privy parts, since it is from them that the semen falls, just as in women it falls from the navel."
authoritive text;
http://www.sacred-texts.com/pag/mm/mm01_03a.htm

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This is the question...
"Here is declared the truth about diabolic operations with regard to the male organ. And to make plain the facts in this matter, it is asked whether witches can with the help of devils really and actually remove the member, or whether they only do so apparently by some glamour or illusion."
http://www.sacred-texts.com/pag/mm/mm01_09a.htm

 

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Spooned the other way is better. She gets her nose tickled by my hairy back and I practice edging.

 

From the navel?? Who wrote that, a virgin?

 

We lost a few posts in the update, but as far as I remember there were no weird or embarrassing exploits.

So, anyone got any funny stories?

 

Sounds perfect to me! Thanks for sharing your story

 

Totally understand...will have to look into a Hitachi Wand n the Cija...Cuddleing is always nice n intimate after sex