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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

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    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

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  1. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Haha!! I know eh? Just think how turned on I would've got ewe had you seen me in full riot gear, facing down an angry crowd of football hooligans on a Saturday afternoon!!

    CHHHEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGEEEE:kiss:
     
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  2. King Nothing

    King Nothing Porn Star

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    Shame. I always took you for the naked soccer hooligan whooping armored pig ass with nuttin' but yer birthday glory.
     
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  3. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Could this be the end of a beautiful friendship? :eek:

    ...tune in next week to hear smc say

    "Nope peanut, I batted for the other side!!"

    dun dun DUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN
     
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  4. King Nothing

    King Nothing Porn Star

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    Nah, dahlin' - it's all good. Peanut <3's the badge.

    [​IMG]
     
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  5. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Aww peanut!! My butt really DOES look big in this hunh? :(
     
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  6. King Nothing

    King Nothing Porn Star

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    Not at all, my dahlin' five-oh. It's not your fault that the county of Worcestershire can't cut a proper pair of pants.
     
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  7. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    No, but they got plenty of sauce :laughing:
     
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  8. King Nothing

    King Nothing Porn Star

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    Is that really a place? Like Swiss cheese? I just thought it was a marinade.
     
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  9. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Yeah it's really a place - like Cheddar - and Cheshire umm, cheeeeese :rolleyes:
     
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  10. King Nothing

    King Nothing Porn Star

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    Wow. You've graced this thread with something to learn. Who'd a thunk?
     
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  11. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Well, you know the old adage - those that can't; teach - and I'm pretty shitty at making cheese!!
     
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  12. michael saint

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    For the love of God don't get her started on cheese.


    [edit] Too late I see.
     
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  13. King Nothing

    King Nothing Porn Star

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    I LOVE cheese!!! I eat it daily! My mom was trying to kill my dad when they were still married via cholesterol so she'd feed him cheese at every meal - and I was collateral damage!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufJTqT5gMg0
     
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  14. anotheruser1

    anotheruser1 Porn Star

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    I HOPE ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DIE IN A CAR WRECK. THIS IS VERY SERIOUS SHIT AND ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS THINK ABOUT IS YOUR GODDAMN SELF. FUCK YOU MOTHERUCKERS I HOPE YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY DIE IN A GODDAMN CAR WRECK. I COULD NOT LIVE WITH MY SELF TO KNOW THAT I WAS ACTING STUPID WHEN OTHER PEOPLES CHILDREN WERE DYING AT THE HANDS OF A RAPIST. YOU WILL ANSWER TO GOD MOTHERFUCKER NOT ME. SON OF A GODDAMN BITCH ASS TURD MOTHER FUCKING SEWAGE BREATH DOG TURD MONKEY SHIT GODDAMN NIGGER FECES
     
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  15. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    or cholesterol damage perhaps?

    Actually, nutty cheese is delish!! Goes well with stilton cheese :laughing:
     
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  16. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Goddamn it took you a while to come back in here - is mommy alright? What about the dog?
     
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  17. King Nothing

    King Nothing Porn Star

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    I'm American, so I like my big hearty breakfast. My newest treat is I have two pieces of rye bread toasted and I melt pinconning on them in the toaster oven. Then I scramble two eggs and warm a slice of harm and make a sandwich! It's SOOOOO good!

    http://pinconningcheese.com/
     
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  18. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Give me a 'full English' any day of the week - and twice on Sundays!!

    View attachment

    *slurp*
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  19. King Nothing

    King Nothing Porn Star

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  20. anotheruser1

    anotheruser1 Porn Star

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    FUCK YOU GODDAM YOU. WHEN YOU GODDAMN DIE I HOPE YOU MOTHERFUCKIN BURN IN HELLLLLL, O BY THE FUCKIN WAY I KNOW WHERE U LIVE U GODDDAMN NIGGER TURD, FUCKIN SHIT HOLE DOG TURD, FUCKING 2 TIMING 4 FLUSHING GODDAM, SON OF A BITCH FUCK YOU. AND AND GODDAMN FUCKIN ANY BODY ELSE THAT GOT A STUPID FUCKIN COMMENT FUCK YOU
     
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