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  1. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Musicman fucked with my signature so I am now officially his fuck toy !:-D
     
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  2. Snoochies

    Snoochies Porn Star

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    I dunno. If I had to choose between tacos and tequila or curries and tea..........

    ......then again, that's just me.
     
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  3. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    You carry on like this and your name will go in the little black book for after the war!
     
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  4. Snoochies

    Snoochies Porn Star

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    Oh, come on! You eat pansy food! Scones and crumpetts???? I'll take fajitas and chimichangas.

    Silly British Nancy boys! :D
     
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  5. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    You're in the book - don't say you weren't warned!:-D
     
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  6. Snoochies

    Snoochies Porn Star

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    I tell you what, you guys change the name of "Pasties" so it doesn't sound like you're eating stick-em nipple coverings off of strippers and I'll come over to the dark side.
     
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  7. chnrgr

    chnrgr Porn Star

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    So what is wrong with chewing nipple covers off strippers?:cool:

    I'll take the tacos and tequila any day.

    We may have a fool running the country right now but the Brits were dumb enough to follow him.
    And we get to change fools every 4 years.:D
     
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  8. Snoochies

    Snoochies Porn Star

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    Nothing's wrong with it...if that's what you're into. I, however, have no interest in strippers' nipples (or what they cover them with). And it's just weird when I'm talking to a Brit and they're talking about the yummy pasties they just ate.
     
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  9. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Look - you don't seem to understand the implications of the little black book ! It has nothing to do with pasties ! It's very bad really !
     
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  10. Snoochies

    Snoochies Porn Star

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    Ok, I'll let the pasties slide......for now.

    There are more pressing matters. I'll come over to the dark side if you guys can stop Hugh Grant from playing the same role in EVERY FUCKING MOVIE.

    And don't worry. I'm really quite scared of the book. lol. No! I really am! ::::hee hee hee:::::
     
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  11. chnrgr

    chnrgr Porn Star

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    So how do you feel about bangers and mash? :D
     
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  12. Snoochies

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    Sounds YUMMY! Sausage and Taters???!!!!! Great combination. I've never had the pleasure of trying it. It's so hard to find a GOOD British pub around here. And I don't want to eat a crappy americanized version that's gonna put me off. So I'm waiting till I can hop the pond and try the real stuff.

    And I figure if an american can brag about just having had a "footlong" you guys can claim to have had a "banger"
     
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  13. chunky

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    Need to be careful where you use the word 'banger' over here, it can be......

    A sausage
    A fire-cracker
    A woman who 'puts it about'
    An old car
    .......:-D
     
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  14. scotchncoke

    scotchncoke Porn Star

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    Good point!
    It's interesting how the language(although english) can change from state to state,country to county, and be construed into a phrase or sentence, of a completely different meaning!
     
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  15. bwb603

    bwb603 Sex Machine

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    There is already one female Britain on here that has conqered me so why not.
     
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  16. Igor

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    It's OK we'll take the Irish as well:rolleyes:
     
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  17. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    BOLLOCKS - where's all the gun toting yanks when you want to have some fun?
     
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  18. lets roll

    lets roll be@r-a-licious

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    psssssst... bb you're just not shouting loud enough mate
     
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  19. Igor

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    Most of the decent yanks would all be dead! John Wayne etc! Unless they can draw up list of living gun slingers...
     
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  20. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Surrender to you Brits? you mean like slowly dropping to my knees and opening my mouth or getting on all fours and "assuming the position?"
     
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