1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. Sahara907

    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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    Look what the cat dragged home!

    You know how your cat will bring home little surprises now and then. Like a dead mouse or a live cat. Well... :rolleyes:​


     
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  2. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Sahara - I fink I wuf oo *blush*



    *demands forty licks*




    *innocent*
     
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  3. Sahara907

    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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    At first glance, her living room couch appears to send a none-too-subtle "I am a shameless slut" message.

    But, maybe she just got tired of changing her sheets several times a day. :rolleyes: :excited:


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  4. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Sahara! What a great idea! MUCH better than a Welcome Mat when GUESTS arrive!!!
     
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  5. Sahara907

    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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    Deaf genie

    A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what’s in the bag.

    The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about 9" high and sets him on the counter.

    He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well.

    He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano.

    The little man sits down at the piano, and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart!

    ‘Where on earth did you get that?’ asks the bartender.

    The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: ‘Here. Rub it.’

    So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there’s a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him.

    ‘I will grant you one wish…just one wish…each person is only allowed one!’

    The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, ‘I want a million bucks!’

    A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!

    The bartender turns to the man and says, ‘Y’know, I think your genie’s a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.’

    ‘No shit!!’ says the man. ‘Do you really think I asked for a 9-inch pianist?’
    ​
     
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  6. Sahara907

    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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  7. elementh

    elementh Porn Surfer

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    Hilarious pictures Sahara.
     
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  8. Sahara907

    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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  9. TiffanyAnne

    TiffanyAnne Cream Filled Center

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    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;-)
     
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  10. Sahara907

    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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    Some guys will try anything...

    ...even taking a sausage along to the tanning salon. :rolleyes: :excited:


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  11. Emily23XXX

    Emily23XXX Studette

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    Funny!!!!!!! :rolleyes:;):excited:
     
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  12. downwind

    downwind Sex Machine

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    Wow! Someone has talent.
    Thanks
     
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  13. Sahara907

    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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    The end of the world!

    94-second youtube video: CLICK HERE ​


    :rolleyes:​
     
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  14. Sahara907

    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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    Related: Stephen Colbert's impersonation of a nuclear explosion.


    69-second youtube video: CLICK HERE​
     
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  15. chunky

    chunky Porn Star

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  16. ceilingcat

    ceilingcat Porn Star

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    Amusing. Yes. Have no idea why they think so. Don't drink black beer anyway. Beer is supposed to look like piss to be good. Piss colored beer takes less filtering so you can drink more of it in a given amount of time. Haha
     
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  17. Sahara907

    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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  18. Sahara907

    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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    Bumper sticker spotted this past weekend



    If at first you don't succeed,
    try doing it the way your wife told you​
     
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  19. uksimes

    uksimes Porn Star

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    .
     
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  20. Pussy Patrol

    Pussy Patrol Porn Star Suspended!

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    [​IMG]
     
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