1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. dude_626

    dude_626 Porn Surfer

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    i want to work there ;)
     
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  2. Sahara907

    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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    Eloquent sportscasters

    Here's a recent one:
    "You don't need to be a rocket surgeon to work that out."
    --British rugby commentator Barrie McDemott during a Wigan-Hull game
    ​





    But my all-time favorite remains this one:
    "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
    --Television commentator and former quarterback Joe Theismann
    ​
     
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  3. Sahara907

    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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  4. Momem

    Momem Sex Machine

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    thanks for the laugh!! great thread!! :)
     
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  6. smcaaphd

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    Oh Saharaha!! What an intelligently witty find my little cream d'ohnut :p
     
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  7. Sahara907

    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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    • Winner Winner x 1
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  8. Sahara907

    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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  9. prtndr

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  10. prtndr

    prtndr Porn Star

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    :p
     
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  11. pussyseeker

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    :excited:
     
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  12. pussyseeker

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    :excited::excited:
     
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  13. pussyseeker

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    ;)
     
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  14. pussyseeker

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    Park on own risk
     
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    :p
     
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  16. pussyseeker

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    Joy ride..:excited:
     
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  17. burbotbreath

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    You've got some really funny shit here!

    My favorites, Alfred E. Obama and Walmart Bingo! A thousand thanks for those.
     
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  18. budgreeen

    budgreeen Porn Star

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    I found this to be amusing...

    Success is...
    At age 4 not pissing your pants.
    At age 12 having friends.
    At age 17 having a driver's license.
    At age 35 having money.
    At age 50 having money.
    At age 70 having a drivers license.
    At age 75 having friends.
    At age 80 not pissing your pants

    :rolleyes: Budgreeen
     
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  19. bearman9567

    bearman9567 Sex Machine

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    Lol great thread
     
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  20. Sahara907

    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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    Apology Letter from Wife

    I was coming home from the store and, when I turned into the driveway, I
    accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

    The garage door is slightly bent but the pick-up fortunately came to a halt when
    it bumped into your car.

    I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will
    forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you, my sweetheart.

    I am enclosing a picture for you.

    I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

    Your loving wife.
    XXX


    View attachment



    P.S. Your girlfriend called.
     
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