If some sack of shit I didn't know fouled my food, I would be feeding him his balls. I am serious.

 

You have probably eaten it without knowing many times!

 

Trust me, I would know. I am addicted to giving blowjobs so I would know the taste. As I said, if I found out someone did that to me, they will be changed from a rooster to a hen. Would you like me to piss or shit on your food?

 

Not quite the same!!

If the cum is mixed with a strong flavoured or spicy food you would never know it was there!! As must people do not drink p***s or S**t i would not choose to eat it. You have already said you would recognise the taste of cum . So it is obviously acceptable for you to swallow sperm. So it is not quite the same! Avoid the secret cum-giver.....don't eat out! You never know what's in your dinner!

 

not cum in food related but once i saved up 5 loads in a sealed collection cup in the freezer and then poured it into my ex's special order face mask bottle. i dumped some out and filled the rest with the cum and shook it up really well mixing it. that night she came to bed with it on and what a turn on seeing her sitting there with that mask knowing half of it was my cum. she never commented on the product not working or being different or anything like that

 

That's fucked up and as a chef it's insulting

Personally any one that calls them self a "chef" and does that isn't a piece of worthless crap

 

That's fucked up and as a chef it's insulting

Personally anyone that calls them self a "chef" and does that is a piece of worthless crap

 

Isn't or is?

 

Thanks Hrlv

Thanks for sharing that Hrlv! Any more occasions when you added your cum to some unsuspecting womans food or drink?

 

be funny to do to some wanker or unsuspecting victim but if it happend to me id be soo freaked

 

Sperm Curry!

Thanks for sharing that XiuMing. I hope you enjoyed your sperm curry? Maybe you could get your own back by adding some pussy inserted vegetables into his dinner? I live in England by the way! I presume from your eastern name that you are from China perhaps?

 

thats just gross!!

 

Boy am I glad im not a girl. It's disgusting to hear this is done without permission. I think you have to stop this habit, eventually you will get screwed (and im not talking sexually..).

 

I´ve been working on a recipe for 3 years now. Maybe one of you professional chefs can help out? It started like this -

My girlfriend and I had a spell where we only saw each other every few weeks. Since she loves drinking my cum, I jerked off for months on end into a screw-top jar which I kept in the freezer. The logistics weren´t that easy; I had to get the jar out of the freezer, wrap it in a towel to insulate it and stop the contents melting, unscrew the lid at the right moment to cum into it, and immediately replace it in the freezer. After a few months I had about a quarter of a pint together. I´d kept it a secret, and the next time she visited I tied her up spreadeagle on the bed with a blindfold and put the jar into a water bath to get it up to 37°. That took a while; in the meantime I licked her and then fisted her. I then got the jar, fisted her again, and when she was coming I poured it slowly all over her face, over her breasts and most of it into her mouth, telling her I´d been saving it for her.

While I was doing this it occurred to me that my cum looked very like egg white. So I started saving up again, and the next jarfull I whipped up with an egg whisk. And guess what - I got a beautiful substance that looked exactly like whipped egg white, even stiffer and whiter as well. I´d got the oven ready (I think it was 130°), put little spiral dollops on baking paper and shoved them in the oven. I wanted to make meringues, baisers, or whatever you call them. Only trouble was, they melted instead of retaining their form and going crispy. I´d even added a little vanilla sugar. The next attempt, half cum / half egg white, also didn´t work.

So can anyone give me any hints regarding oven temperatures, possible additives, whatever? I have this vision of serving delicate white cum biscuits to unsuspecting guests! My girlfriend would of course get first try..

Here she is by the way. More at

https://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=43347

 

I've done this too. I've done things like this since age 14 perhaps.
One time in particular was about revenge to a degree.
I had this girlfriend who lived with her sister, and their apartment was like a flophouse for all their friends. Most of their friends were speed freaks. The sister had this one friend, Linea who had a really obnoxious boyfriend I didn't care for. He was a bit of a pussy and a major mooch. One night at a bar, I was a bit toasty and came up as he was passing his drink to Linea (they were so cheap they were sharing a drink) and I interjected and took a sip and laughed. He was furious and pointed a huge can of mace at me, as a threat.
My girlfriend at the time was very naive before me, and she had basically become addicted to cum because of me, but that's another story. She and her sister had informed me that Linea refused to suck dick because some guy had supposedly made her do it at gunpoint, so she'd never suck dick again.
Well, I didn't like Linea, she was a big lazy mooch and so was her boyfriend. They were always smoking my pot and trying to get my tweak. Linea was always there it seemed, with the sister. So one night I got the idea, and went into the kitchen and jacked off a big thick load into the bottom of the ice cream container (the carton kind).
The next day, I announced I was making sundaes and asked if Linea and the sister wanted any. They both said yes. So Linea's was served from the bottom of the container. She wolfed it down and said it was real good.
It get's worse....I think deep down I WANTED to get caught, that would have been required for the full humiliation effect eh. So next I jacked off 5 times over 2 days into the ice cream again. It was beginning to look real nasty, a shiny smoky film all over it lol. Finally I was satisfied that the next "sundae" would be about 10% cum. I fed it to
her and she again seemed to love it and was scraping the bottom of the bowl with her spoon. I was really surprised she didn't know, I mean some of those mouthfuls had to be almost completely cum.
It get's worse lol. So I figured, "let's try TEN loads". And I did. I also wanted them to be thicker, so it took like a week. This time it was really obvious, there was cum all over one side of the container and I'd almost dug the bottom out at this point to meet the other side. I didn't want to be completely obvious so I bought whip cream and covered two very cum-covered scoops with it, so she couldn't see it. Also, I SCRAPED the insides of the container where all my frozen strings had landed to make sure little Linea had gotten every drop of those 10 loads, I just scraped them off (like wax lol) and packed them on top of the 2 scoops. They were so covered in cum, I almost had second thoughts.... Ten thick loads of man-juice on 2 small scoops. I figured we were getting closer to 25% maybe more, it was almost a cum sundae now.
I really detested her, frankly I didn't care if I was found out. So I fed it to her. I watched her eat it and got a huge hard on sitting there. I even saw some of it on her lip. She also DID finally comment. She said "why is it so shiny?" I said, "oh it's probably just some freezer burn, how does it taste?" She said "it's really yummy but a little tangier than last time". It was hard to keep a straight face. She ate it all, I about blew another load when I saw her licking her spoon at the end.
Every time I saw her boyfriend, I had a very suspicious smile thinking to myself "she's never sucked your cock, but she's eaten DOZENS of my loads".
These were not the only 3 occasions with Linea, she ate a LOT of my cum over 6 months. Lots in ice cream and many in drinks I'd make, like mudslides, white russians, etc. Linea had no idea that every time she came to that apartment there was a good chance she'd taste my ball juice. I never got caught, but the sister once did spot my hard on and ask about it. I just told her I missed her sister and she called me a pervert.....relatively an understatement. And the sister did eat it a few times too in the blended drinks, but Linea was always my target.
Kind of twisted, the revenge was really aimed at the boyfriend, but I didn't like the girl either. I don't think it's right and I've never had an STD, but it was so fun and fulfilling, I didn't CARE if it was right or not.

 

I've got quite a few stories about this, I've never gotten caught.
However, one time I had jacked off a big, thick load into an ice tray cube compartment, then filled the rest of that cube hole with water. So I had like 8 ice cubes and 1 cum cube (at least 1/2 cum anyway) in this girl's drink (generally I do it to girls I DON'T like) and she was drinking it and it was only like the 3rd or 4th sip and she got a frozen glob of cum in her mouth and like pulled it out of her mouth and wiped it on her pants. She didn't seem to realize it was cum but maybe I'm wrong because she put the drink down and didn't drink any more from it. So it's possible I was busted...

(but don't worry, I DID get her before that with the ice cream trick bwa ha ha)

 

Thanks for sharing your experiences Mumbly Joe!

 

Excuse me??? Which planet are you from?