wow lol

 

I once had a gf who had this fetish, she would have me cover every meal she ate with my man batter, after a while, she had me cum in a plate of lettuce, she then cover the whole mess with vinagret, this was odd since she usually liked it better when she could taste it all, but this time she covered the taste with vinegret. I zipped up and followed her into the next room, where to my surprise, a young women was sitting with a plate of salade on the far end of the table, my gf put the cum covered lettuce in front of this women and discreetly fingered herself under the table as she watched her eat all of my cum on her pieces of lettuce. that night, my gf was crazy in bed. but she didn't let me cum. the next day, she told me that the women had returned, and she had me cum in 3 goblets of yogurt. I though for a second, is she planing for all 3 of us to eat me cum together? when I leaned up and followed her in I almost screamed when I saw the women and her two daughters eating yogurt. my gf said she couldn't take any chances of the mother taking an uncreamed one so she had me cum in all three. that night, I used her like a piece of meat and then left her the next day.

 

There actually is a cookbook on using semen in recipes:

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212 - Natural Harvest - a collection of Semen-based recipes.

http://www.yudu.com/library/3639/Ljubomir-Erovic-s-Library - There's also The Testicle Cookbook. I like the tagline, "Cooking with balls"

 

What a hot thread

 

Any more secret cum-givers out there??

 

i,m not a guy but i love cum in my food

 

I'm a veteran self-cum-eater -- I just love the flavor. I have been able to share this with a couple of girlfriends over the years, one of whom was kinky as hell just like damien dark's and michaell's. With her encouragement we shared my cum (frequently hers as well) with numerous friends and relatives.

My first might have been a neighbor's tartar sauce and/or mayo container. The mom was a MILF and I liked one of the sisters too, what can I say? Later I had the opportunity to bake a cake for a class I was in with only one other guy and a really curvy professor. Believe me, I added something to every step of that cake, including the whipped cream filling and the frosting.

Telling that to the kinky gf was what got us into it as a couple. We then would include it as an ingredient in home-baked bread and cookies, and added to things like ranch dressing or dip. This was so much fun, so scary and forbidden, and we got so hot for each other doing it.

I don't feel quite as good about having done it, now, years later, and don't do it anymore. I just do it for myself now.

 

we girls had some guys cum on my friend stephys birthday cake and all of us girls ate the cake. so fucking good. yum

 

cum

 

pure

 

Wow! The thought of getting a little extra is a real turn on, but I'd rather know about it, actually encourage it! I've had scrambled eggs with 14 loads on 'em. I'd love to find a resturant that served a plate of cum covered vittles. I've got a glass bowl I keep in the freezer with about 40 loads in it & when I get about 60 more I want to drink it on a web cam or post it to a site

 

Was at a party one night and there was a girl there my buddy didn't like, so he gave her a beer that was 100% piss. She was so drunk she didn't notice and drank 3 more like that after. It finally made her sick and she threw up in the toilet then went home.

 

Keep those true stories cumming guys!

 

The X wifes food.....

LOL Yes, I used to pump a load on her food when ever she said no. Which was a lot. Put my cock in her drinks and food. Sometimes when she really pissed me off I would also spit in it. Then sit and talk to her while she ate my cum and spit. Yes, a big cock hardener. Bacon eggs and a load of cum. Once mixed in with the eggs you could never tell. I would also cum on her pillow so she would always have her face in cum. When she would be sleeping after saying no, I would stand next to her on her side of the bed by her face and shoot a load on her face and hair then spit on her face. I use to just spit on her face when I was pissed at her when she slept.

 

That's great stories guys.
keep going I need more

 

nice

 

Alright, if I said I didn't find this erotic I'd be a liar, but I think doing it to a stranger is fucking shameful, especially if it is a man. The last thing that anyone wants to think about while eating is whether or not someone jacked off into their food.

I really hope this doesn't happen in restaurants, that's just disturbing.

Now that I'm done with that spiel, if my girl friend, wife, fuck buddy, etc. were to agree to something like this, I would be happy to do it.

 

This is all so funny.

I like it though...makes me think....yummmm

 

Wow, I hope you know what your doing is very much hand and hand with rape. Raven, I hope some one cums in your food and gives you a std. Enough said.

 

I've never done it to anyone that I don't know.
I have, however, done it to loads of my friends. Quickly jerk off and cum in their drink, in a burger, hot dog, pasta. I must of done it a hundred times, some are gay so I know they'd like it.