i will never eat out again.. :-( ..

 

I use to work with my now ex in laws. One day I went to subway and stopped on the way back. Rubbed my cock till I came in the bottom of my exmother in laws tuna hoagie. I took it to her and watched her eat it while we sat in the lunch room, me her and her husband. I don't miss my wife but, my ex mother in law was fucking hot!! Makes me hard just thinking about her. Found pics of her once. That was one of the best days ever. She knew I saw them because I left a little on one of the pics when I put them back in her panty drawer! I use to jerk off watching out the window while she would sun bathe. She did tell me she likes to swallow once. So I thought that makes it ok, right? I would also dip my cock in her drink any chace I got! Almost got my dick stuck in her bottle of snapple once. Hehe

 

Don't worry bout that just watch if you have a son in law!:excited:

 

oh thats even creepier!!

 

Gives a new meaning to "secret sauce"........:-E

 

hmmmm my girlfriend likes to give me head, but dosen't like the idea of eating my load or having it in her mouth, so i think i'll try adding some of my special sauce into something of her's one day and see what she think's and maybe she wont be able to resist my load from there after :-E

 

Thanks for all your contributions! Keep the secret cum-giving stories cumming!

 

I love to here the stories of putting cum in the drinks or food of a daughter's or wife's friends .... mother in law or step-mother. That is so fucking hot !!

 

cream

 

Hi i have done that i cum in my mother in laws coleslaw and watched her eat it was a big turn on

 

champagne

 

I know this has to be one of you people

Man's sperm found in co-worker's water bottle, DA says

http://www.ocregister.com/news/prosecutors-262425-lallana-water.html

 

Pearly Whites!

I heard of someone cumming in the toothpaste container.

 

Thanks for your contributions!

 

I love this! It's degrading to women but what the hell! That's what makes it so fucking hot! How about this. When masturbating when you cum fill a small bottle with your juice. Then next time you are on a bus, make sure you sit behind a girl with long hair. Then empty the bottle of cum into your hand and carefully put it into the hair of the unsuspecting girl. (fantasy only).

 

I'm 24 and for economic reasons, my sister and I share an apartment, and at least once a month I make sure to cum in her face cream and her toothpaste - sometimes on her toothbrush, but I give it a quick wipe so it's not obvious.

More fun is that it's one of those vibrating toothbrushes, so I'll often turn it on, place the head on my asshole, and jerk off into a paper cup. Then I put the dirty brush in the cup and let it get really soaked in cum. I give the brush a perfunctory rinse, then put it back in her toothbrush holder.

I have a massive hard-on every time we brush our teeth in the morning. I don't ever plan on stopping =) She occasionally complains that her moisturizer smells funny, and of course her breath sometime smells like cum and ass, but that's her boyfriend's problem ;-)

 

I don't think it's ever happened to me. Cum tastes awful, so I'm sure I'd recognize it. I figured out deepthroating by 16 and have never had to taste it since.

If my guy came on my food and wanted me to eat it like that though, I would.

 

ooommmggg

im sorry but that cracked me uPPPPP

 

HAHAHAHAHA i cant breath im laff'n so hard!!! thats some funny shit!!!

 

I like the stories here. :excited: Never had a similar experience though, nor do I feel the urge.