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  1. Sia.

    Sia. Pixels Banned!

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    Tell Me Something Interesting aka I Don't Wanna Search the Internet aka The More You Know aka As A Matter of Fact aka Let's Find Out! ..and so on ..

    I've had a lot of luck posing this question lately.

    So far I've got:

    @Arquebus with ..pirates wore eyepatches so that they'd always have one eye adjusted to darkness. This way ..when they went below deck ..they could switch the eyepatch to the other eye to see more clearly.

    And ..the human eye can see more shades of green than any other colour. As apes in the jungle we needed to be able to see subtle changes in the flora ..making us more capable hunters.

    @Breast Lover with ..astronauts fart more in space than on Earth. (I'm betting the same goes for ordinary folks too ;] )

    @HylianAlchemist with ..there's a whale that's been traveling the Pacific Ocean by itself searching for a mate for over 20 years but it's calls are at a frequency lower than other whales can hear.

    @shadowfap with ..at one time ..MacDonald's had bubblegum flavoured broccoli on the menu!

    So ..if you've got something interesting ..let's hear it ..please? I'm tired now ..will return after rest ..most likely with a random fact or two :]

    Goodnight
     
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      Y wuife fingers my dick
       
      like2watch, May 17, 2019
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    3. Sia.
      Hahaha! @like2watch ..you’ve really outdone yourself here.
       
      Sia., May 17, 2019
    4. Kmart Shoplifter
      The "Cherry" flavor that you taste in Cherry Coca-Cola, (and so many other cherry flavoured products) is actually Almond Extract / Flavouring. Next time you're thirsty and reach for a Cherry Coke, think about how refreshing its going to be to chug that carbonated can of Almond down.
       
      Kmart Shoplifter, Dec 16, 2021
    5. tenguy
      WTF? This thread is three years old, this post 2 1/2 years ago. Were you locked up for that crime?
       
      tenguy, Dec 16, 2021
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  2. even keel

    even keel Porn Star

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    blue whales have the largest penises of any animal on earth,........... at 10 feet long,............
    my question ???? just how big is that vagina ???
     
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      Tell linda , just above you lol
       
      Truthful 1, Mar 24, 2019
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  3. even keel

    even keel Porn Star

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    the upside down flag,......... to my knowledge started in the old west days, but could go back a lot farther,......
    it was so that returning troops could see that there fort was under attack
     
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  4. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    This is probably more funny than interesting but the CIA I believe it was actually planned to give Fidel Castro some kind of poison that would make his beard hair fall out in order to make him look less masculine.
     
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      i knew that.......why i dont know ???
       
      even keel, Dec 1, 2018
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      I guess SIA is the real boss, is being hurting a lot of losers I mean people. Dammm autcorrector I'm sorry. SIA you are my hero.
       
      Hot Tattoo Couple, Aug 29, 2019
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      wow
       
      KindOfAStory, May 12, 2022
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  5. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    The “devil” is the term used for the joint between the gunwale and a ships decking. It is the longest continuous joint on a ship. Joints are made watertight by filling them with oakum, (known as paying) tamped in place with an paying iron. It is tedious work, and is the source of the old saying “you’ll have the devil to pay”.


    Another old saying is “between the devil and the deep blue sea”, which means you are standing on a very narrow gunwale, a precarious position.
     
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      Brings back memories, As a kid I grew up by the bay in NJ and often watched men filling the joints in their boat with oakum.
       
      Dearelliot, Apr 30, 2019
    2. Kmart Shoplifter
      This brings back memories of a few years ago. As a middle aged Canadian, I visited my GF in NJ, and we often watched the homeless men under the pier, using their joints to fill each others boats with oakum. We often ate Seafood Fries with Cheese Sauce while we did this.
       
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  6. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Screenshot_2018-08-10-08-40-31.jpg

    Screenshot_2018-08-10-08-40-31.jpg
     
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    1. anon_de_plume
      Is that really saying something? Almost anything will be healthier than meth...
       
      anon_de_plume, Dec 1, 2018
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      Shut your pot pie hole,Anon.
      I'm in no mood to argue Symantecs.
       
      Valspar, Dec 1, 2018
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    3. anon_de_plume
      Probably not semantics, either... Right?
       
      anon_de_plume, Dec 1, 2018
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      Oh so Anti Semantics eh?
       
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  7. Sanity_is_Relative

    Sanity_is_Relative Porn Star

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    The beloved trio Snap, Crackle, and Pop once was a quartet, the now missing member was named Pow.
    And the famed sex therapist Dr. Ruth Westheimer was trained as a sniper by the Israeli military.
     
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    1. even keel
      i knew that too,,,, why ? i dont know
       
      even keel, Dec 1, 2018
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  8. even keel

    even keel Porn Star

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    the oldest redwood trees are over 2000 yrs old,.......... thats 2000 yrs,............... its now 2018
     
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  9. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    The petrified wood found in Arizona is over 220 million years old. That just goes to show you women that old wood can get hard...:wideyed:
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      Turns out I love petrified Arizonan wood. ❤️
       
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  10. Sanity_is_Relative

    Sanity_is_Relative Porn Star

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    The first known man-made item or tool was a phallic shaped device believed to be a dildo.
     
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  11. anon_de_plume

    anon_de_plume Porn Star

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    Toilets on a sea-going vessel were called the "head" because they were originally placed at the front of the ship, overhanging the water.
     
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  12. anon_de_plume

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    A pig's orgasm can last up to 30 minutes.
     
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    1. Rixer
      Oink!
       
      Rixer, Dec 1, 2018
    2. anon_de_plume
      Rixer, I didn't know you were bilingual!
       
      anon_de_plume, Dec 1, 2018
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  13. anon_de_plume

    anon_de_plume Porn Star

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    The average person in their lifetime will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.
     
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      I bet this averages the walking distance average of every country in the world.

      The average walking distance of people in the United States, would be about 1/4 way around the equator.
       
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  14. anon_de_plume

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    A skunk's oder can be detected by humans at a distance of a mile.
     
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      Or, is it stalking us?!?
       
      shiatbiatch, Aug 25, 2022
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  15. anon_de_plume

    anon_de_plume Porn Star

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    Every year, about 98% of the atoms in your body will be replaced.
     
    1. Aqua Marine
      Why do we have scars then?
       
      Aqua Marine, Dec 4, 2022
    2. anon_de_plume
      The cells get replaced as part of the scars...
       
      anon_de_plume, Dec 4, 2022
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  16. anon_de_plume

    anon_de_plume Porn Star

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    The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.
     
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  17. anon_de_plume

    anon_de_plume Porn Star

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    If Pinocchio says "My Nose Will Grow Now", it would cause a paradox.
     
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  18. Rixer

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    There are no seagulls in the Hawaiian Islands.
     
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      WTF?!? I never noticed this
       
      shiatbiatch, Aug 25, 2022
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  19. Rixer

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    Ace has a scar on his ass from circumcision.
     
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      What? How?
       
      Aqua Marine, Jun 10, 2023
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