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  1. touretesguyy

    touretesguyy Porno Junky

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    Mario from the hit Nintendo franchise actually wears a red hat.
     
  2. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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      Isn't that nice lol.
       
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  3. EastTNpnpCpl

    EastTNpnpCpl Porn Star

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    Federal DOT states max allowance for ware on a steer tire to be 4/32's of an inch

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  4. ace's n 8's

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    It used to be stated ''1/8'' '', now that there is a federal crack down on Commercial Trucks, it is stated as ''4/32'' ''

    Get your cheap ass out there and get a couple of tires, you're danger to traffic.;)
     
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  5. EastTNpnpCpl

    EastTNpnpCpl Porn Star

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    It's also 2/32's on drive tires and Steers can not be caps.
     
  6. ace's n 8's

    ace's n 8's Porn Star

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    Virgin Rubber on the steer tires.

    Ever see a cap take out a fiberglass hood?
     
  7. EastTNpnpCpl

    EastTNpnpCpl Porn Star

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    I've seen all sorts of damage from caps coming apart. It can get pretty ugly
     
  8. Ed Itor

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    Virgin Rubber = first condom ever used.
     
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    1. slutwolf
      definitely not recommended to recap your cock with used rubber
      :)
      (average .07mm
      .00276inch , or less than 3 thou)
      :meh:
       
      slutwolf, May 12, 2019
    2. Rixer
      Not unless you shake the fuck out of it first. ;)
       
      Rixer, May 20, 2019
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  9. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    An airforce jet has crashed into a commercial building in California.
    Made quite a hole.
    Pilot ejected safely.
    Not known if any other casualties
     
  10. HungryDATM

    HungryDATM I am Hell, a Miracle overloaded

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    At the end of the first decade last century, there was a baseball team that was comprised solely of death row inmates....their execution dates kept getting pushed back as long as they won games......
     
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      There's incentive
       
      Truthful 1, May 17, 2019
    2. Valspar
      Ha! No shit.
       
      Valspar, May 17, 2019
    3. conroe4
      I'd hope for a walk, and I would not steal second...
       
      conroe4, May 20, 2019
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    99% of all the species that have ever existed on Earth are now extinct
     
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      sounds like the die is cast for all
       
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    The toothpaste “Colgate” in Spanish translates to “go hang yourself”
     
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  13. slutwolf

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    Nothing surprising ,
    since there's been life on earth for at least 3,500,000,000years , a
    1,750 times longer than humanoids ,
    and most varients of their/our spieceis are already extinct .
    :)

    (look at the bright side , we can only be responsible for a maximum of less than 1% of extinctions , before we are to.
    I wonder what interesting creatures will be on earth in another half billion years , long after we're gone)

    A very simple example of how smart we aren't:
    50 years ago we nearly all had measles before we left high school , with no real problems , and we're mostly immune for the rest of our lives.

    Now , there's outbreaks of a few cases all around the world , and it big news , how much of a big issue it is , and how dangerous.

    Here in NZ there have been a total cases of less than would be normal at one big highschool when I was there ,
    and it's a problem why ?

    Well actually , yes it can be a big problem for older people without immunity ,
    but that's only a big issue , because we no longer attain a high proportion of natural immunity , a
    it's impossible to maintain a similar high level artificially.
     
  14. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    In all old movies and tv shows , they exit the car from the passenger side . Why ?
     
    1. Sia.
      Hmm. May be where the camera had to be set up ..?
       
      Sia., May 18, 2019
    2. Truthful 1
      Yes im guessing
       
      Truthful 1, May 19, 2019
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    My upstairs neighbors are having noisy, grunting sex at 6:30ish am. Good for them, they're in their 60s and Trump supporters.
     
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  16. jigsawscot

    jigsawscot Porn Surfer

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    We never really die.. Just pass onward to somewhere else..!:droid:
     
    1. slutwolf
      Really ?

      Why do we end up smelling so bad then ?
       
      slutwolf, May 18, 2019
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    Something interesting. I drawing , painting a erotic arts :)
     
  18. slutwolf

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    Mumbai is one of the most densely populated places in the world.

    There are more billionaires living in Mumbai , than Los Angeles , Tokyo or Dubai.

    There are more skyscrapers being built in Mumbai ,
    than anywhere else in the world.

    Amazing
    who knew
     
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  19. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    The England she built a trebuchet to attack Edinburgh Castle ,
    which took 13 wagons to transport , and
    could toss a 300 pound missile.

    That's some mean rock thrower.

    No wonder the castle surrendered after a bit of devastating battering.
     
  20. Truthful 1

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    You have explain jokes to most Australians .
     
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