What are some awkward experiences you have had?

 

I was sitting at a red light yesterday and the guy in the car next to me was staring at me, trying to get my attention. So I sat there, staring straight ahead like a robot, willing the light to turn green, which it finally did 23 min later lol.

 

When I’m looking at my album on XNXX at work on my break, and I drop my phone face up on the staff room floor, and my colleague sees it. Yup, work colleague, those are my tits.

True story lol

 

Wow that is awkward!

 

One of my orgasm messages started playing in my local grocery store check out line. And I couldn’t turn the bloody thing off. I go to a different store now further away lol.

 

One day left my phone in bathroom while family member was living with me. She went to take shower when I finally realized where I left phone. My screen was on my WW pic and not on lock status.

Hopefully she didnt it but not sure.

 

Lol, wish I could have seen that. Would have loved to here your orgasm sound bite

 

My earliest memory. I was 3, Christmas at my grandma's. My dad and my uncle just happen to wear the same style pants. Something happened that scared me and I ran and grabbed my dad's leg. I looked up as I heard everybody laughing. Yep, I had grabbed on to my uncle's leg.

 

Thanks will have a listen, do fancy PM with me sometime?

 

There's a new development neighborhood going in up here, and my cousin bought a tract. I went to look at buying one of the ranchettes, but you had to use one of their builders. One of them was Tilson. I told my cousin I wasn't about to live in a neighborhood with houses built by Tilson. Guess who his builder is. Damn I wish I'd
have kept my mouth shut.

 

I went to a party one night and I was all dolled up in my finest. Everything was looking right and tight and I was feeling outta site and then I looked across the room and there was @Cherrypop wearing the exact same outfit that I was wearing. Same My Little Pony shirt down to Bubble Guppies panties.

 

I like to think that I am a pretty good communicator. So it drives me nuts when I am not able to get a person to understand what I am saying.

Yesterday I was in a store and needed something from behind the counter. I told the girl what I needed and she had no idea where it was. Never fear, Supercommunicator is here!

Me: "It's all the way on the end."

Woman: heads that direction and stops halfway.

Me "No, all the way at the end"

Woman: Takes one more step and stops.

Me:. No, like the end end *points*.

Woman: Gets to the end (I celebrate in my head).

Me: "Third shelf down from the top, behind the sign".

Woman: Counts up three shelves from the bottom.

Me : "No, third one down from the top"

Woman : Finds correct shelf (I celebrate in my head).

Me: "Red one, on the left"

Woman: Turns around with blue one that was on the right.

Me: "No, red one, on the left."

Woman. Places left hand on the exact item that I want then proceeds to look at all the other shelves trying to find it.

Me: Your left hand is on the one I want.

Woman: Pulls out the blue one (again) with her right hand.

Me: "No, left hand"

Woman: Finally gets it (I celebrate in my head)

 

This chick kept hanging out around the shop I assumed she was someone's girl I talked to her a little she was nice the awkward part was nobody knew who she was and she only showed up when I was there because someone told her my schedule it was a little awkward I had no idea

 

The hubby & I were once on a beach in Fla at night doing what couples on the beach at night do! No one was around, found a cozy spot, laid down the towel and started making out. After about 10 mins it seemed, a large ship in the ocean that was a good distance away, threw his spotlight up on the beach where we are at. We were lit up!!! It was dark one moment, blinding the next.
We still finished our adult activities on the beach that night in Tampa, but it was indeed awkward.

True story also!

 

I took a picture of the item I needed before going to the hardware store.
I pressed gallery and held my phone towards the guy working there.
I thought it was just latest photo showing.. but it was 20 small version of latest photos, so one with the item I wanted and 19 random nudes

 

My life is literally the smutty version of I Love Lucy. I get into so many embarrassing and awkward situations. But I just have to laugh.

 

This is a sad awkward moment. I had to give the eulogy at my mother’s funeral. It’s in this big Roman Catholic Church and I’m speaking into a microphone. Well I start to cry in the middle of it, so I whisper “fuck” under my breath. Except you know, microphone. So “fuck” echos throughout the church. I’m mortified of course, so I say “shit!” The poor priest lol. Well it made me laugh anyway and got me through.

 

I usually stand at my window having a last joint before going to bed
And I sleep naked
A few weeks ago I woke up in the night, needed a smoke and not thinking just climbed on the windowsill and lit my smoke
It wasn't until the neighbour woman over the back garden waved at me that I realised I was sillouted by the top of the stairs light
I just waved back but that was slightly awkward

 

years ago, I took a photograph I wanted blown up to 8 by 10 but it had some distortion on it...the guy running the shop said he could do it and added, "The distortion was caused when the negative was developed" I nodded yes, and you guys developed the film. The owner shook his head and said, "You know that couldn't happen in developing"

 

I responded to a heart attack on thanks giving eve for a heart attack. A little girl ran up and said save my gan pa. I could not think of what to say but went back to work on him.