Hey Baller, that's not the impression I got from the vets thread. I mean I'm not saying they like you, but it seems like they don't consider you a noob either.

 

What on earth gave you that idea? I mean, I don't want to see penis, unless I can follow it up with a "dicktumor" joke, and a link to a medical website.

No No... Jumping up and down and pointing to your dick is not meant to be photographed, unless you want to send that photo to a chick you're afraid to talk to, so she'll know you're interested.

 

Lol as long as it's not a penis I'm game

Well if you're referring to Silver, OT, RP, etc, they actually are vets, from way back in the old days of sunshine and unicorns and rainbows, and... senseless fun AND intelligent discussion! I know, I know, it's hard to believe that such a combination exists, but it does, it's out there, you just have to believe in it (not meant to be derogatory towards you btw, just so we're clear)

The "vets" who starred in the Vets thread for the most part, however, probably consider me a "noob" without the title.

 

I thought that this was an adult site.....why do people want to 'be better than others'... ' have more pain than others' why do people have to 'be one up'? do you all not think about what you have...I mean, at the very least, you have a computer, and likely a home to put it in...why is there so much animosity?

Where the hell did I put that beer??!

 

baller is da shiznit, bro

:-|

(official vet endorsement)

 

OOOH! I hope you put it in my fridge!

*runs to check*

*trudges back*

I guess not.

 

dammit, i wish i wuz a noob again so i could post in this uber-kewl thread

 

I know right? I actually typed out a whole thread the other night with the intent of posting it(and not posting anything afterward) but it turned out just typing it was enough.

Nobody likes to be average, unless you're looking up at average.

And OT, mad props yo, you da illest doug haha shit, I've been away from people my age for too long, I'm starting to forget my generation's language!

 

Oh really?!

*30 seconds of strobe lights, "magic fairy dust", and a Rockin' medley later...*

...And So I proclaim you, Old Tool, an honorary noob!

(this title is not to be sold, loaned or transferred)

 

I, for one, wouldn't mind you coming back here from time to time and instill this goofy land of dysfunction with your own special brand of genuine, hard-edged futhermuckin self . . . and you know I ain't yanking your chain.

 

righteous!!!

Now, does smothering my tits with peanut butter so my dog will lick them, while I shove the handle of my vacuum cleaner up my ass, and put my grandpappy's boyshorts over my head and face make me a bestiali-gay-incest-o-perv? Oh, and is my dick weird?

 

Ooops... I think I was only supposed to put you in for ten seconds... oh well alls well that ends.... nevermind.

And no, it does make you a whatever you just said. Your dick doesn't look weird, but it is growing a dick that's going to get more pussy than you do.... But that dick looks weird. Probably dick cancer.

 

I think the site is great.....am I a noob...do I care, no. I have made a lot of friends here. I have watched what I post, I don't want to offend anybody, just because that's not who I am.......but, if somebody would challenge me, I'm up for it....damn it, are you sure I didn't leave that beer in your fridge?!

 

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Haha na I know you're not, you're a good dude, always liked you. But what is with all of these sports threads being made right after I leave? Not cool man, it's a conspiracy I tell you!

For real though, when I saw you, chunky, bigbird, MusicMachine(at one point), Caffeine, and all of the other people who had gone for periods of time posting at the same time here, I was all hyped. Oh, and bladeway! It's a shame you guys can't get one of the old time intelligent discussions/off topic/whatever else used to ensue going though. There were a few other people I saw posting not too long ago, from wayy back when, forget who though, they weren't huge names.

 

Holy shit! Right there behind the lettuce! What kind of beer did you have?

 

Even if it's not "your" beer...I got a lot of extras to share.

 

I stole all your beer, for no reason other than to challenge you

Ball's in your court, pussy

 

OMG...you callin' me a pussy??!?!?!!?!?!?

Game's on darlin'!

 

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