You are Psychic and a Slayer of Words too?!

Yeah they do. I don't really care if you judge a book by its cover or maybe you don't know much about San Diego. Life has not been sugar daddy at all, maybe that is what made you mad. I mean I did after all join the Army once. My sense of humor has stuck around thank god. I can help you find yours! I love dumb blonde jokes and I laugh when I trip!
Anyway you have actually allowed me to have a much needed moment of catharsis!

P.S. You must be Psychic, your idea was already in the works! I will let you know first when it is ready!

 

May I ask a question?

Having a large pocket pussy collection in no way will turn a woman off, do not worry about that. However, repression, now that is something to worry about. Are you ok? I am serious.

 

I am married,,,I use my hand a lot,,,,wouldn't want the children finding the stash..


NO,,,I'm not O.K.,,,I'm a conservative and I'm fucked up in the head..

 

I am a big fan of Lisa and this thread it's so naughty!!

 

gorgeous white woman!

 

I can not wait for the next batch of pics that i know is in the works. I need a sneak preview.

 

Oh Boss!

I am sorry to disappoint you but those have to wait, what I will show today is what this wonderful little object can do for you and your lovers! I promise as soon as possible to have some super dirty and super sexy pics for you. In the mean time where is that Gorgeous Kitty Kat?

 

Hey we need to keep this thread on track....Jeez wtf!

Lets just see some more glorious pics not only of the magnificent Lisa and HSW but all the hot xnxx ladies! After all this is what the threads about.

No space on here for verbal abuse.... Just girls...and plenty of them please!

 

I completely agree! Spread the word.. We need more sexy ladies in the house!

 

Lisa you are fuckin amazing and HSW your also a fucking dream cum true... I would love to have you both together!!!

 

Georgeous Ladies of Wrestling? Hmmmmmmm

She and I would make a great tag team! WWF anybody remember GLOW? She has the most rocking body I have ever seen! Thank you Sir, we will keep them coming.

 

that was the idea!

Well 007, it must need more time to strengthen its allure. I do hope that all the sexy hot women surfing this site decide to drop off musings. If not for themselves do it for me! Please!

 

Lisa has an allure I can't really explain cause I don't like fake breasts but that doesn't mean I hate the person. Keep posting and love yourself.

 

All Wrapped Up In a Bow!

It is all too often these days that I don't stop and pass along vital information that will prove beneficial to my female counterparts out there. I know it is my duty but so much of life is duty, So this morning, while I was performing my daily "exercise" in bed (no don't jump to conclusions, there is no action in my house), I became inspired again! You see I am a lucky lucky girl! My best friend can remodel a bathroom, cook up a perfect souflee and fix out a nasty zipper for her drerss, and all of this in an afternoon. It never comes as surprise when she knows even more than I about sex and the art of making even better. My best friend loves me, is concerned for me and is endlessly generous to me and I know that she is a rare breed. I love her to death. For two reasons as of late, 1. Because she is fucking awesome, 2. Because my pussy has never been stronger! You heard me right, I was given by my Fairy Godmother a treasure from Venus' trove itself, the Kegelcisor! Yes, it works. I know a thing or two about fitness and if you are a girl you have probably heard that the isometric hold can do wonders for strength and stamina without bulking your muscles all up. Well Ladies and Gentleman I guarantee after a short time of using the Kegelcisor , squeezing and holding it you will feel the difference and it will rock your world and whoever is lucky enough to enter the newly retrofitted inner sanctum. I recommend this to all women as if you were my favorite sister. Go out and hunt the Kegelcisor down and grab one for your friends, your mom, your sister, yourself. Gentleman this is a gift you will not regret buying for your girl. I have my eyes open looking and when I catch a lead I will pass it along! Happy Sex Toy Hunting!

 

Your pussy must be perfect and snug!!!

 

Owww I'm the best here :*

I'm the best, a kiss for all the boysss hahahahahahaahah

 

Thank you Sweetheart, exactly! I didn't think I would ever get them, but then after I realized I wasn't ever going to be a supermodel, I decided to start lifting weights. Well my whole body transformed I was down to about 13% body fat and I had lost my sizable natural Ds. They were gone and more than likely never coming back. This is a story that permeates the world women live in. The question is which do you choose. I chose both, I picked up extra shifts and saved. The second best decision I have ever made!

 

Where do you go to get your hair done?

Seriously, I need a new stylist! And I am so digging 1985 rocker/ is it a girl look? Lol. Sweet Puppy.


I have a new name for you Puppy.

 

HAHAHAHA

Hahahahaha I like Puppy, and this was a photo of 3 years ago , now I'm different .
By the way I'm the best whore!