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  1. broken_fence

    broken_fence Porn Surfer

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    I love the writing style
     
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  2. Cly

    Cly Porn Surfer

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    OMG, dude, I freakin love you! That was the funniest description I've ever read about the female organs. I was so amused, I actually really LOLed. I'm so showing that to all my friends. It even taught me about my own body! I'd never even noticed the "valley" above the cave. That's just awesome!
     
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  3. deanooo87

    deanooo87 Porn Star

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    LOL that was funny haha..nice picture though
     
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  4. curiousgirl

    curiousgirl No straight lines. Insistently curious.

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    Fantastic! May all men find the path!
     
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  5. *Femme_Fatale*

    *Femme_Fatale* Sex Lover Suspended!

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    Wishful thinking
     
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  6. deadly_dalia

    deadly_dalia Porn Star

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    hahahhhahahah!!!!!!!!!!! good one.
     
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  7. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    Fantastic thread, should be made compulsory for all but gay men!! :rose:
     
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  8. EricCaesar

    EricCaesar Porno Junky

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    Hahahaha.....

    OMG that was fucking brilliant.
    I love this.!!.
    =D
     
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  9. EricCaesar

    EricCaesar Porno Junky

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    Haha, true that.!!.
     
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  10. tim929

    tim929 Porn Star

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    Let me ask this.Is the Clitoris something I should hunt with a big game rifle or is something with alittle more finesse like say a small caliber varmint rifle more the tool to use? Is it a large animal that requires a powerful rifle capable of tremendous penetration or is shot placement more valuable?
     
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  11. SilverLycan

    SilverLycan The XnXX Alpha Wolf

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    The clitoris is a very tiny creature, but it has an incredibly tough disposition. It doesn't really matter what kind of weapon you're packing, you have to keep after that critter and eventually it will... succumb
     
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  12. sparky67arc

    sparky67arc Porn Surfer

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    If the clitoris is always near the entrance of a cave, does that make me a spelunker?
     
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  13. hookahaulic20

    hookahaulic20 Sex Lover

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    tim its usually best to go cloak and dagger style, just go very elusively and then just spring upon it and then be all over it
     
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