I must be some kind of loser am I the only one who was excited seeing the title thinking YES!!!! Some one wants to talk about the problems of a nation over expanding there borders while devaluing there cerincy in order to pay for unisstanabole wars at the same time having a centralized religion running and governing your empire. Yea I'm a lose no one would ever like to talk about that.

 

OK....I'm pretty much pickled.

No excuses, though I have one.....

 

Sometimes the simplest ideas come to me and I think: Why has no one ever made a thread about this?

So I start one.

 

Why do some nights that end at 10:00 PM seem too long and others that end at midnight seem way too short? Maybe because I didn't get laid tonight....well, there is always tomorrow.....I mean (after all, it is after midnight).....today......

 

Question - do you have any plans to roam the country, now that summer is approaching?

 

I'm actually roaming in AND out of the country over the next 3 months.....

 

Whoa but is it true?

 

What? That you are a fucktard? Yeah, I think so.

 

Always interesting.

I go away for a week, come back, and I have 3 FEWER posts than I had when I left.

Interesting.

 

The world is full of assholes and assholes are full of shit.

 

An observation on the "Always Negative" and "Never Anything Good To Say About Anything" members.

Your existence must be horribly, horribly sad. Either you are burdened with such a high level of ignorance that you can't stand yourself and only get satisfaction through trying to bother, annoy or put down others, or you are so jealous of your lack of talent, initiative and imagination that you lash out, trying to bring others down to your own level.

In either case, I pity you.

 

Today is my 9th anniversary on the Forum.

I will be undertaking the task of posting in all of my threads in the same day.

 

An aside to those who feel it necessary to mock my nearly 300,000 posts on the Forum. I still spend about 60 hours a week at work (not here) and my 14th (read "FOURTEENTH") novel was recently published.

Insomnia can be a wonderful thing. Sort of.

 

There you go. 90 threads and at least one post in each.

Whew!

And only 2 minutes late getting ready for work.....

 

Well, a normal day at work and now back for a few minutes to say thanks again for all the anniversary greetings, wishes and acknowledgements.

 

So, I was told that I would go blind from looking at too much porn.

Now, I am told I can go blind from looking at the eclipse.

Is the eclipse somehow pornographic?

 

After hitting 325,000 posts, I was reminded of how many members (mainly newbies) who said I was a jackass who did not have a life when I hit 100,000 posts.

Since then, I have continued to work a full time job for seven more years, traveled all over the country, spoken before audiences in eleven states and published ten more books.

I guess I don't have a life after all.

 

Sounds like a great life to me. Make the most of it. Also, thanks for being here.

 

Thank YOU, WMO

 

TODAY IS MY 10th ANNIVERSARY on the FORUM

I will try to make at least ONE POST in ALL of my threads today.

We'll see if I manage it.....

only published one book this year. I AM slacking off.....