^ So you think I'm interesting....
< Very interesting.....
V So tell me more about your childhood.

 

^ I want to ride that dirty ass.
< I was born yesterday, no childhood.
v Employee discretion is advised.

 

^ agreed

< Hot stuff

v hot femme!

 

^ Cool as a cucumber.
< I have a hot place for a cool cucumber. :-E
v A vegetarian? :-~

 

^Hot as a baked potato!!

< Substitute for a cucumber

v Hot babe?

 

^ Well....
< It is a little warm in here.
V Wanna cool me off or heat me up more?

 

^Heat up a special lady
<hungry
v getting laid tonight?

 

^ gonna eat something soon
< not gonna get laid tonight
V gonna stick around n keep me company

 

^probably correct.

< needs a haircut

v A nerd

 

^ is right

< thinking how funny this idea is

v has posted earlier in this thread as well

 

^ I'm always right right, except when I'm wrong.

< I post here whenever I can.

v Another frequent poster.

 

^right :shock:

< nerdy nerd

v Somebody not named rcarson

 

^ true
< ouch
v wants to kiss my tummy better

 

^ I could go a little lower and take your mind off of it!
< Mad tongue skills.
v Mad Hatter!

 

^uhm?
< can´t wait till she starts
v starts?

 

^ Engine running.
< Revving up the motor.
V Purrrrrrs like a kitten.

 

^ hi hi
< purrs
v loves the sound

 

^ is my paitent
< is horny
v is going to help me because im horny

 

^ You scratch my itch and I'll scratch yours....
> The itch is between my legs.
v Squirming in their seat.

 

^ wants to be naked
< doesnt scratch but does stroke
V naked in there seat