^ has a very pretty ass

< likes shapely asses

V wants to come to my college

 

^ Is close...
< Would like to cum at your college.
v Wants to be the cause of that.

 

^ already knows the answer to that
< wondering how close now
v will tell me

 

^ Wrong gender.

< Wants a woman

v Hopefully is a woman, especially a nice submissive one.

 

^ Fishing for a nice girl...
< Get's a naughty one!
V Wants to be naughty with me.

 

^knows a wanna be naughty
<Is always submissive and naughty
v wants to be in a threesome with me and ong *giggles*

 

^ One side of the triangle

< The hypotenuse

v The other woman, on the third side.

 

^ hasn't kept this thread going
< wants something good to eat
v waiting for mr/ms right

 

^ has a nice avitar pic
< doesnt have a mr. and probably wont have one for a while
v browsing this forum because their bored as all hell

 

^ Running on the spot
< Getting rather hot
v Reaching for the cooking pot

 

^ Who's that?
< That's who.
V Who're you?

 

^ PoP.
< Tart.
v Toasted?

 

^ has a lovely avvie
< Tired and mildly upset again.
v Isn't having a great night either.

 

^ Is online
< Is waiting for an email or text
V Is sending a message now

 

^ is horny
< is horny at the moment
v Playing with themselves.

 

^Hello
< Me
V Hello

 

^banned
<Not horny but in the mood
\/ Wants to fuck

 

^ I like women
< A Horny Motherfucker
V like it?

 

^ horndog.
< Might not like it. Quite tired but slightly in the mood
v Also tired but in the mood.

 

^ is still sexy
< tired, somewhat ticked off... hoping my mood changes
v will think of a way to change my mood